You might be a Democrat if.....

3NOV04 | The Right Hon. Balrog of Morgoth(R-Moria)

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

You might be a Democrat if.....

..You outsourced your GOTV effort to the jackoffs at MoveOn.org

..You lost buckets of money on tradesports.com today because you believed Wonkette's BS exit poll reporting

...You're out in your garage at 3 AM scraping the "Re-defeat Bush" sticker off your car

...You are passed out in your bathtub, empty bottle of MadDog 20/20 at your side

...You really think that the Chimp managed to steal 3% of the popular vote

...You can't understand how it's possible for a traitor and a sleazy trial lawyer to lose to the Chimp and Darth Vader.

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

Add your own. Enjoy.

[Darkwolf377]

..You outsourced your GOTV effort to the jackoffs at MoveOn.org

LOL!!! That's awesome!

[Registered]

"You hang on every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of Rather"

[E Rocc]

You think you can reverse a 144,000 vote (and counting) margin with "provisional ballots" and goofy activism in a state that doesn't even tolerate bad calls by referees.

-Eric

[Nascardude]

Hey, if you want to have a good time, go to the Democratic Underground right now and read what they're writing over there. Of course you will have to shower afterwords.

[CWOJackson]

- You claim President Bush is the lesser of two evils.

[Brimack34]

You have more in common with OBL then me!!!

[builder]

....You think Kerry married well.

[flushed with pride]

...You have fond memories of that SWEEEET Jimmy Carter presidency.

[JanetteS]

"..You outsourced your GOTV effort to the jackoffs at MoveOn.org"

Is there some sort of medal we can give you for this observation? It's brilliant! If it's your own you are a genius! Thanks for the laugh!

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

It's mine. :)

I'd like a Silver Star, Bronz Star, and three Purple Hearts.

[builder]

...You continue to hire Schrum.

[JanetteS]

"I'd like a Silver Star, Bronz Star, and three Purple Hearts."

Band aids and pasties in the mail, what dates would you like on the accompanying certificates?

[builder]

...You listen to NPR , PBS , and CBS, and believe what they say.

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

03NOV04 Operation Infinite FREEP

[JanetteS]

03NOV04 Operation Infinite FREEP"


For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity in action while serving FReepers across the country.

[practicalmom]

You don't know where to "get me a huntin' license."

Your campaign has more wings than a pile of dead geese.

Your buzzard friends were circling you the week before election.

Your coalition of the coerced and bribed (Mary Poppins et al) can't produce the votes for you.

You can glance across a room and tell who makes <200K.

You think there's nothing wrong with extracting babies feet first and surgically sucking the brains out of their heads. Then you don't get it when people don't buy your Elmer Fudd act.

"Some of your best friends are gays."

Your supporters routinely key cars, slash tires, ransack your opponents headquarters and orchestrate campaign fraud ... for the common good.

Your party has a concession apprehension disorder.