[piasa]

A columnist for the Green Bay paper described the presidential battle for this state in this way: "So here we are, Wisconsin, caught like baited deer in the crossfire of vote-starved political sharpshooters. Perched in the ideological tree stands at different ends of the woods, they share one goal - to bring our electoral carcasses home."

Um, no. One candidate is using a tree stand - the other is crawling through the woods on his belly while wearing a camouflage suit designed in Paris.

[piasa]

Should have worn orange and stayed out of the gutter...

[HitmanLV]

That's the kind of crackerjack writing that shouldn't even make it into a junior high school newspaper. :-)