"So they really do have Bin Laden somewhere in a cave. They drugged him up and convinced him it was 9/12/01 and tricked him into reading this script in front of a camera.
And, Monday they can announce that they have caught him because something on the tape gave his hiding place away. Rove is brilliant."
What really happened is bin Laden has always been working for the CIA, ever since he was a mujahadeen in Afghanistan. The 9/11 attack was a conspiracy to get George Bush the political backing to go to war and enrich Halliburton. The bin Laden tapes are produced by the CIA, Halliburton, and Karl Rove. Walter Cronkite knows this.
Yep. I think you've got it pegged. Where's my tin-foil Barmah, I feel like I'm coming down with Michael Moore syndrome.