Posted on 10/25/2004 7:03:03 AM PDT by locochupacabra
I think I heard John Kerry use some of these in a recent speech. The disclaimer is priceless.
BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORY GENERATOR
Ping!
LOL!
Can't wait till there's a conspiracy generator with my name on it..
What? You haven't heard of the group working against the Darksheare Conspiracy Generator? I'd like to provide mor details but the 'others' are monitoring me
Mother is watching!
LOL!
I'm always the last to know!
It's like being CEO of some mega-corporation.
You send down a directive, and they send back a memo saying, "We're already doin' that, man."
(They'd better have excellent conspiracy content in it once the product is finished!)
So I noticed.
*chuckle*
George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that white men could oppress minorities.
I created that one!
LOL, I love it. Here's mine:
George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that The Jews, oil companies, and Ann Coulter could invade Al Franken.
That's my story, and I'm stickin to it! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
"George W. Bush lowered taxes so that the Jews and SUV owners could kill The French."
Spooky.
Thought you might like this; a little light hearted fare to keep us loose in this last stress filled week!
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