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Guardian says sorry, call for assassins was just a tasteless joke
National Business Review ^ | 10/24/2004 | Francis Till

Posted on 10/25/2004 2:55:50 AM PDT by kingattax

The Guardian has taken a remarkable step by replacing a column in which the writer appeared to call for the assasination of George W Bush with an apology.

The columnist, Charlie Brooker, reviews television programmes for the Guardian.

In his October 3 column, "Dumb Show", Mr Brooker reviewed the debates between Mr Kerry and Mr Bush and found both candidates lacking -- but reserved a particularly venomous evaluation for Mr Bush.

He wrote: Throughout the debate, John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree. But at least he's not a lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat. And besides, in a fight between a tree and a bush, I know who I'd favour.

It was the closing paragraph, howver, that got global attention.

In that passage, Mr Brooker wrote: On November 2, the entire civilised world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?

Today, the Guardian withdrew the column from its website, replacing it with this:

The final sentence of a column in The Guide on Saturday caused offence to some readers. The Guardian associates itself with the following statement from the writer.

"Charlie Brooker apologises for any offence caused by his comments relating to President Bush in his TV column, Screen Burn. The views expressed in this column are not those of the Guardian. Although flippant and tasteless, his closing comments were intended as an ironic joke, not as a call to action - an intention he believed regular readers of his humorous column would understand. He deplores violence of any kind."

All of which leads one to wonder whether the Guardian doesn't have a special, private dictionary in which "irony" has a definition not readily available to the rest of the world.

Welcome as the apology was, it fell short. Ironically, the Guardian seems unaware of the full import of the original column. But the well known Powerline Blog perhaps summed it up best: "This is, of course, where the liberal campaign of hatred and violence has been going for some time. I do think it is likely that someone will get killed; I hope it isn't President Bush. One can only wonder: if such a tragedy occurs, will the liberals come to their senses?"


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: charliebrooker; idiot; leftisthate; politicalcorrectness; politicalterror; ukguardian
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Here are the e-mails for the editor and the author of the article:

editor@guardianunlimited.co.uk charlie.brooker@zeppotron.com

1 posted on 10/25/2004 2:55:51 AM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

".....will the liberals come to their senses?"


Nope. They have ventured out too far into the delusional Mikey Moore/Howie Dean fever swamps.


2 posted on 10/25/2004 3:06:13 AM PDT by kb2614 ( You have everything to fear, including fear itself. - The new DNC slogan)
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To: kingattax
The final sentence of a column in The Guide on Saturday caused offence to some readers.

"Mistakes were made."

3 posted on 10/25/2004 3:08:39 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: kingattax

Yea right...Funny...ha..ha...


4 posted on 10/25/2004 3:19:44 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("A bad peace is even worse than war" -Taticus)
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To: Dallas59

apparently the exec editor of this puke rag is an ex-clinton
advisor.

that sure explains a lot

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1255934/posts


5 posted on 10/25/2004 3:24:26 AM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

No, the paper is a tasteless joke, the article was just evidence of that fact.


6 posted on 10/25/2004 3:27:15 AM PDT by NavVet (“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
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To: NavVet

Just add to the list of known American enemies.


7 posted on 10/25/2004 3:29:45 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("A bad peace is even worse than war" -Taticus)
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To: kingattax

I just sent this to the Guardian Editor.


“Guardian says sorry, call for assassins was just a tasteless joke”



Dear Sir,

Like most Americans I have followed, with disgust and anger, your paper’s attempt to intervene in the American election, first by influencing the vote in Ohio, and then by calling for the outright assassination of our president. Therefore, when I read the above headline this morning in an American newspaper, I couldn’t help but think, “No, the Guardian itself is the tasteless joke, the article in question is merely evidence of that fact.”

Sincerely,


8 posted on 10/25/2004 3:37:09 AM PDT by NavVet (“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
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To: kingattax
A British response to this:

An Open Letter to the Guardian

Regards, Ivan

9 posted on 10/25/2004 3:38:49 AM PDT by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: kingattax
File this under

Oops!......we have been contacted by the U.S. Secret Service and wish to retract our tasteless joke.


10 posted on 10/25/2004 3:39:48 AM PDT by thingumbob (Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
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To: thingumbob
Oops!......we have been contacted by the U.S. Secret Service and wish to retract our tasteless joke.

I suspect it was Blair.

Regards, Ivan

11 posted on 10/25/2004 3:40:47 AM PDT by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: kb2614

Never in a million years, if human beings are still around. The hate America crowd and their commie followers love controversy. The democrats are only happy when a piece of work like klintoon is in office. Then everything is everything for the demo-commies living in their Utopian facade. We should send them on a tour of Dafur. They need to see the results of what has happened due to lack of caring by them and their great UN.Bush/Cheney 2004


12 posted on 10/25/2004 3:45:29 AM PDT by No Surrender No Retreat
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To: MadIvan

MI 5 or is it 6? perhaps...by the way that was one heck of a letter.....If you wrote it, great job! On a scale from one to ten I give it a ten......


13 posted on 10/25/2004 3:46:39 AM PDT by thingumbob (Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
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To: thingumbob; MadIvan

He wrote it. Nice boot to their bullocks, Ivan.


14 posted on 10/25/2004 3:50:02 AM PDT by SirLurkedalot (I'll turn in my guns when Jesus comes to collect them. In the meantime....)
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To: SirLurkedalot

Tasteless joke? sort of like tasteless jokes in the airport security line, those we all do, bomb jokes. These jokers are low, really low.


15 posted on 10/25/2004 3:51:35 AM PDT by cajungirl (Kerry:Bad for Geese, Bad for America)
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To: MadIvan

Excellent letter, Ivan.


16 posted on 10/25/2004 3:53:42 AM PDT by shezza
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To: SirLurkedalot

Yes, Here Here and Bravo!


17 posted on 10/25/2004 3:55:24 AM PDT by thingumbob (Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
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To: MadIvan

Well said, Ivan!


18 posted on 10/25/2004 3:56:03 AM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) (Dan Rather plans to spend the winter in Valley Forgery.-hflynn)
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To: kingattax

A joke? Like hell it was.


19 posted on 10/25/2004 3:56:15 AM PDT by BlessedBeGod
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To: kingattax
The Guardian is treading on very thin ice. demoncRATs and/or their liberal minions have vandalised propoerty, attacked Republicans, posted the names and addresses of Republican Convention delegates on the Internet, intimidated early voters, carried out coordinated attacks on Republican party headquarters throughout the land. The Guardian's so-called joke will be seen as sanction for a deed in the minds of crazed liberals.
20 posted on 10/25/2004 3:58:09 AM PDT by twntaipan (Question: Just how many OTHER SeeBS stories were frauds?)
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