Actually, we found eleven measures authored by Kerry have been signed into law, including a save-the-dolphins law, a law naming a federal building, a law giving a posthumous award to Jackie Robinson last year, and laws declaring "world population awareness weeks" in 1989 and 1991.<<<
WOW! What a great man! Kerry "saved the dolphins", named a building and gave an award to a dead sports figure!
And his "world population awareness weeks" are observed by thousands across the world.
I'd feel so much better with his intelligence at the helm of the whitehouse, angry dolphins will not attack us, buildings can feel like respected members of the community, and the dead will rise again! WHOO! HOO!
Sarcastic remarks not nearly good enough . . .
Woo Hooo! Save the dolphins.
He is so in love with Flipper!!!
Save FLIPPER!!!
This one has legs! Spread the word.