... included attempts by the girl to grab a baseball bat, a shovel and a BB gun...
I'd be in a pickle here, what with leaving around chain saws, axes, pitchforks, hammers, knives, swords, 6 baseball bats, BB guns, the list is endless.
I agree...........to a point. I've never left a machete laying in my yard, have you?
There are lots of objects all over the place to use as a weapon, but you must admit you don't see machetes out in the front yard of a house very often. I am not blaming the weapon...the parents(?) left it there.