Classical Rodney Dangerfield (true story):
Right before he went in for his heart surgery, a reporter asked him how long he'd be in the hospital.
Rodney replied, "If all goes well, about a week... if it doesn't go well, about 30 minutes."
RIP Rodney, I suspect you're getting respect now.
I think we ought to find Dr. Vinnie Boom Boss and whip his ass.