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MAD ABOUT COWS (Kerry moisturizes with bovine Bag Balm)
NY POST ^ | September 24, 2004 | RICHARD JOHNSON PAGE SIX

Posted on 09/24/2004 2:08:28 AM PDT by Liz

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To: TN4Liberty
:^) My pleasure.


41 posted on 09/24/2004 2:27:23 AM PDT by LiberalBassTurds ('Beheading' - Target marketing technique for sociopath recruitment.)
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To: TN4Liberty

To increase brain blood flow, why not massage your head with Bag Balm? But don't tell Kerry this little secret....I'm afraid he might steal it to prepare for the debates.


42 posted on 09/24/2004 2:29:17 AM PDT by Liz
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To: LADY J
healing pin pricks refers to quilters? Who knew? I had a different mental image in mind.
43 posted on 09/24/2004 2:30:08 AM PDT by Veto! (Kerry wears a tutu, TeRAYza wears the pants)
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To: Liz
Cows for Kerry!


44 posted on 09/24/2004 2:30:53 AM PDT by spodefly (A bunny-slippered operative in the Vast Right-Wing Pajama Party.)
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To: Salamander

I stand corrected.....LOL.


45 posted on 09/24/2004 2:31:27 AM PDT by Liz
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To: spodefly
That is a funny pic!


46 posted on 09/24/2004 2:32:56 AM PDT by LiberalBassTurds ('Beheading' - Target marketing technique for sociopath recruitment.)
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To: Liz
"Hey Kerry why the hell did ya' kiss your horse's ass?" Kerry: "Well, I have chapped lips" Old Timer: "So are ya' sayin' that will cure chap lips?" Kerry: "Nope ... but it sure keeps me from lickin' em!"
47 posted on 09/24/2004 2:34:02 AM PDT by Gucho
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To: Liz

OMG!
Look what's hovering over your post!

LMAO!


48 posted on 09/24/2004 2:34:12 AM PDT by Salamander (Pirates of the Appalachians)
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To: grannie9

Glad to know that this stuff works. I've seen it around the corner at a gardening store and always got a kick out of the name.


49 posted on 09/24/2004 2:37:45 AM PDT by Veto! (Kerry wears a tutu, TeRAYza wears the pants)
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To: spodefly
The new CBS logo.

" You know where these have been, don't you?"

50 posted on 09/24/2004 2:38:31 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

It's great stuff.

But the smell is not minor and not very esthetic.


51 posted on 09/24/2004 2:40:27 AM PDT by Quix (CONTACT CHURCHES UR AREA 2 HAVE SOLID PLAN 4 BUSSES VANS 2 GET CONSRV VOTERS 2 POLLS ELECTION DAY!)
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To: Salamander

I question the timing of that post.


52 posted on 09/24/2004 2:40:49 AM PDT by Liz
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To: LiberalBassTurds

Great line!


53 posted on 09/24/2004 2:41:17 AM PDT by Quix (CONTACT CHURCHES UR AREA 2 HAVE SOLID PLAN 4 BUSSES VANS 2 GET CONSRV VOTERS 2 POLLS ELECTION DAY!)
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To: Veto!

Like I said, the jar is great for the body..and I tried it on my face and love it. It doesn't clog the skin either, but the old fashioned can is so good as a curative for any part of the body. We in the east swear by it.


54 posted on 09/24/2004 2:41:28 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: Salamander

More like turpentine.


55 posted on 09/24/2004 2:41:51 AM PDT by Quix (CONTACT CHURCHES UR AREA 2 HAVE SOLID PLAN 4 BUSSES VANS 2 GET CONSRV VOTERS 2 POLLS ELECTION DAY!)
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To: Quix
Hehe thank you Quix. :^)


56 posted on 09/24/2004 2:42:22 AM PDT by LiberalBassTurds ('Beheading' - Target marketing technique for sociopath recruitment.)
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To: Veto!
"healing pin pricks refers to quilters? Who knew? I had a different mental image in mind."

LOL!

57 posted on 09/24/2004 2:49:36 AM PDT by LADY J
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To: Liz

Kerry gets his Bag Balm from MOOOOOOOOOOVE ON.


58 posted on 09/24/2004 2:53:28 AM PDT by kitkat ( FR: HOME OF THE PAJAMA PEOPLE)
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To: spodefly
Same shade, I think.


59 posted on 09/24/2004 2:53:58 AM PDT by Watery Tart (TeresaKerryHeinzGambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger-OfUlm)
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To: Veto!

I've used Bag Balm on cows, but I can't take the smell or the feel for personal use.

Udder Cream is great, though. It's the only thing that soothes the excema on my hands. My doctor recommended it, saying that it would help more than anything he could prescribe.


60 posted on 09/24/2004 2:54:40 AM PDT by jimtorr
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