[Dad2Angels]

"While nearly everything that Kerry says as he seeks to win the presidency is carefully planned"


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[NRA1995]

"Last spring, Heinz Kerry had told reporters traveling with Kerry: "I'm too old to get embarrassed.""

It shows, dear....it shows.....

[RagingBull]

poking fun at her husband as if he's her straight man.

Now we know why Kerry/Edwards would be the most gay-friendly administration ever!

[Nonstatist]

"I'm too old to get embarrassed."

Why should she care? Whats anyone gonna do? Shes rich!

[hgro]

Suprise, suprise. A carefree BILLIONAIRE.

[Brilliant]

The couple recognized a few young reporters in one passing cab, and Heinz Kerry leaned in the window playfully asking, "Where's the bar? Where's the bar?" as if she were going to join them. Her husband finally pulled her away by the hand with a broad smile on his face.

Drunk like a skunk, I'd say.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Nice couple.

I truly wish them a good health and good times in their retirement after theNovember Election (the remaining time in John's Senate term).

[SMARTY]

"I truly love it because she tells the truth."

Another populist myth, as perpetuated by the media and the entertainment world. If someone shoots off their mouth without regard for the facts or for the consequences, then they are telling the truth. NOT, only the village idiot does this and only other idiots buy the lie.

[Use It Or Lose It]

The couple recognized a few young reporters in one passing cab, and Heinz Kerry leaned in the window playfully asking, "Where's the bar? Where's the bar?" as if she were going to join them. Her husband finally pulled her away by the hand with a broad smile on his face.

Anyone remember the old M*A*S*H episode of Frank Burns' home movies of his wedding? His new bride was in the car, and emasculated him on film by insisting that she drive. Burns impishly walks to the passenger side of the car and they drive off.

Kerry is that same Frank Burns, sheepishly controlled by a domineering wife, beholden to her wealth and completely unable to understand the unacceptability of her condescending attitude toward "the common man."

[Samizdat]

So she was drunk again, right?

[Sleeping Freeper]

Anybody catch this?

Opposites attract..."I truly love it because she tells the truth." - as opposed to me - who doesn't know how to tell the truth...

[Buttaboom]

"She speaks her mind," Kerry said with a laugh during an appearance Tuesday on "Live with Regis and Kelly." "I truly love it because she tells the truth." Kerry's demeanor changes when he is with his wife. He sheds his serious senatorial side and isn't concerned about putting on a public display of affection as they hold hands, nuzzle and sometimes even give each other absent-minded pats on the rear.

The only "truth" that she tells is when she has to duck, squirm and wiggle away to avoid your revolting lizard tongue. I've never seen a more asexual couple, my in-laws included. The PDAs are of Kerry trying to make it look like he has a happy marriage and TahRAYzuh slapping him back in place with a dirty look.

What a moronic puff-piece of pseudo-journalism that was.

[Geezerette]

What is an "absent-minded pat on the rear"?

;-)

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[freekitty]

She isn't hurting. She will just go back to whatever funding of groups she is doing.

[hellinahandcart]

"I'm too old to get embarrassed."

No, you're just too coarse.

[DustyMoment]

"I truly love it because she tells the truth."

Unlike Kerry who hasn't told the truth in the last . . . . well, EVER!!!!

[BillyCrockett]

Please, Please, Please, Please, Please... keep on letting Mz Terazor (shove it...you're an idiot...and a scumbag) sKerry speak! Good job Johnny. Keep it up.

[schaketo]

G.W.Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same barbershop at the same time while stopping for a little touchup while campaigning. As they sat in adjacent chairs, worked on by different barbers, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers each finished their haircuts, the one working on Kerry reached for some scented hair tonic to splash on, but Kerry quickly held up his hand, smiled, and said, "No thanks, Johnny! My wife, Teresa (Ta-ray-za), will smell that and think I've been gallivanting in a whorehouse!"

Everyone in his entourage laughed.

The other barber turned to Bush and said, "I suppose you don't want any tonic on your hair either, Mr. President?"

Bush replied, "No, go ahead, Mike. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.

[twigs]

sometimes even give each other absent-minded pats on the rear.

Jay Leno had a spot on earlier this week that showed the difference between the two candidate's marriages. The Kerrys looked like they couldn't stand each other and the president patted his wife's behind after she had made some remarks at a podium. I think this article is trying to demonstrate the same affection between the Kerrys in response to the Leno piece.

[Liz]