Heinz Kerry, the unscripted spouse

Associated Press ^ | Thursday September 23, 2004

[BillyCrockett]

Please, Please, Please, Please, Please... keep on letting Mz Terazor (shove it...you're an idiot...and a scumbag) sKerry speak! Good job Johnny. Keep it up.

[schaketo]

G.W.Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same barbershop at the same time while stopping for a little touchup while campaigning. As they sat in adjacent chairs, worked on by different barbers, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers each finished their haircuts, the one working on Kerry reached for some scented hair tonic to splash on, but Kerry quickly held up his hand, smiled, and said, "No thanks, Johnny! My wife, Teresa (Ta-ray-za), will smell that and think I've been gallivanting in a whorehouse!"

Everyone in his entourage laughed.

The other barber turned to Bush and said, "I suppose you don't want any tonic on your hair either, Mr. President?"

Bush replied, "No, go ahead, Mike. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.

[Geezerette]

Hey!! She was here in Phoenix yesterday, and a friend of mine who does not have a computer OR cable (just network TV) told me on the phone, "Wow, does Terrezzza ever have a BIG BUTT!!" I almost choked laffin'. I answered, "Ya, can you see her and Hillary side-by-side sharing a microphone?"

Another lovely coffee-spewing image for ya.

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[Area Freeper]

[Geezerette]

Wow, that was a quick reply!! Can you put Terry sKerry's head on that, and I'll print it out and give to my bud.

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[EQAndyBuzz]

""I truly love it because she tells the truth.""

Is Kerry inplying that Laura Bush doesn't tell the truth?

[King David]

AAUUURRRGGHHH!!! MY EEYYYYEESS!!!

[twigs]

sometimes even give each other absent-minded pats on the rear.

Jay Leno had a spot on earlier this week that showed the difference between the two candidate's marriages. The Kerrys looked like they couldn't stand each other and the president patted his wife's behind after she had made some remarks at a podium. I think this article is trying to demonstrate the same affection between the Kerrys in response to the Leno piece.

[Liz]

[Area Freeper]

Fanny patting is for beach volleyball players, not for politicians.

[Sloopy]

You forgot my favorite, "Let them go naked".

[Inwoodian]

It's true. Opposites attract. She has money and he needs money. He says Bush f---ed up the war. She says s--- bags are everywhere. Hmm, maybe they're not so opposite.

[tertiary01]

Right on. It's called expressing an opinion. Something she denigrates others for doing.

[DustyMoment]

Is Kerry inplying that Laura Bush doesn't tell the truth?

A very intriguing question. Take two pats on the back out of petty cash!

[NYCVirago]

Kerry's demeanor changes when he is with his wife. He sheds his serious senatorial side and isn't concerned about putting on a public display of affection as they hold hands, nuzzle and sometimes even give each other absent-minded pats on the rear.

Barf-o-rama!