Kerry 'Americana'

To: Seadog Bytes

Thanks for the memory. Loved to read the signs when traveling as a kid with my Mom.

Red

61 posted on 09/19/2004 5:32:50 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (I love the 1st Amendment...Zell Miller can speak the truth.)

Thanks for the ping! Pretty soon cBS could look like this.

62 posted on 09/19/2004 5:41:41 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)

To: Seadog Bytes

Your work is magical, but I had no idea that you were Mickey the Magician!!

63 posted on 09/19/2004 5:48:01 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)

Industry secret: As long as it can read, the on-air news reader should be good looking, have good health, and be as stupid as possible. Rather is tied for perfect example with Brokejaw and the Schitzo (sp?) Canuck.

64 posted on 09/19/2004 5:52:44 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)

To: Smartass; MeekOneGOP

The more I see Rather in that gestapo SS uniform, the more it looks natural on him - like he really fits the bill.

Goebbels' statement about decieving the masses fits perfectly with modern-day liberal news, right down to it being personified in the form of Dan Rather.

65 posted on 09/19/2004 6:00:10 PM PDT by Happy2BMe (47 days until November 2nd)

To: Conservative4Ever

OH! You're in California too? I thought I was the only one! (...grin)

RE: "I love the 1st Amendment...Zell Miller can speak the truth."
...then maybe you'll like THIS one...

- Important E-Mail Update

After receiving reports from a number of you, that your emails to me were being returned undelivered, I today spoke with my email provider about the situation...

I thought I should share with you the results of that conversation -- it may explain to you why some of your emails have not been reaching me and (who knows?), perhaps some of you may now also want to switch over to MY ISP for your own email services as well....

First of all, let me thank you if you let me know about the problem and, whether you have let me know or not, please DO try again - they're still working on getting the kinks out of the new system.

I thought it would be useful for you to know that my ISP has just installed a brand new, leading edge, 'feature-rich' email system which, among other things, provides user clients with the latest in third-generation email filtering. This new high-tech filtering takes a large number of factors into account, not the least of which is the user-client's (geo-political) location...

By way of example... Perhaps it would be helpful for you to know that, as a resident here on the left coast, in beautiful Santa Cruz County, I will no longer be able to receive any of your emails which:
1. Contain the words 'Republican' or 'Conservative' ...unless immediately preceded by one (or more) of the words 'damn', 'rich' or 'uncaring';

2. Contain the term 'tax cut' or 'tax cuts' ...unless preceded by the word 'directed', or followed by the the term 'for the rich';

3. Contain the word 'Right'... unless immediately followed by the term '-wing wacko;

4. Contain the name 'Reagan' ...either preceded or followed within a five-word proximity to the words 'best' or 'great';

5. Contain the terms 'choice, 'rights', or 'constitutional rights', in conjunction with any of the terms 'gun', 'firearm' or 'second amendment', or 'private property', 'property owner', 'property rights', 'building permit', 'fifth amendment', or the like. (Note however, that the term 'rights' may be used without restriction in connection with the terms 'animal', 'tree', 'red-legged frog', 'salamander', 'thistle', 'pond-slime', 'shark', 'mountain lion', 'wolf', or similar.);

6. Contain the prefix Eco-' ...if followed by any of the words 'freak', 'terrorist' or the like. (...and of course, the term 'tree-hugger' will NOT be allowed under ANY circumstances);

7. Contain the words 'pot' or 'marijuana' within a ten-word proximity to the word 'illegal' or 'criminal';

8. Contain the any of the terms 'well-qualified', 'diversity' or 'Senate Obstruction' in conjunction with 'Judge Pickering', 'Judge Owens' or 'Judge Estrada';

9. Are in any way denigrating, or which speak harshly about, anyone named 'Biden', 'Boxer', 'Clinton', 'Daschle', 'Davis', 'Farr', 'Gore', 'Hollings', 'Kerry', 'Leahy', 'Meathead', 'Reiner', 'Schumer', or 'Kennedy', or which contain the name 'Byrd', within a ten-word proximity to the word 'pork';

10. Contain any of the terms 'leftist', 'limo-lib', 'control freak', 'tax-and-spend' or 'obstructionist' placed within a ten-word proximity of the word 'democrat';

This list is, of course, by no means all-inclusive...

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Source: http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/24394.html

Submitted by our pal SeadogBytes
http://www.seadogbytes.com

FRegards,
SeadogBytes

66 posted on 09/19/2004 6:06:04 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM* - The Liberal solution to all of society's problems. (*...Other Peoples' Money))

To: Lady Jag; MeekOneGOP

Oh! Oh! No, no... that's 'Mickey the APPRENTICE', Ma'am!!! I am *SO* sorry for any confusion which may have been generated by my last... ...CERTAINLY *NO* intent to mislead ANYone... LEAST of all, *HERE* ...gulp ...gulp (My asbestos overcoat isn't back from the cleaners yet, and, I...)

67 posted on 09/19/2004 6:21:59 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM* - The Liberal solution to all of society's problems. (*...Other Peoples' Money))

To: Seadog Bytes; Carry_Okie; hedgetrimmer

You guys got to see Seadog's post #66.

68 posted on 09/19/2004 6:33:17 PM PDT by farmfriend ( In Essentials, Unity...In Non-Essentials, Liberty...In All Things, Charity.)

To: Seadog Bytes

What's the bit about the brooms, then? I thought you were speaking metaphorically about your artwork. I wasn't flaming you, either; no way! I like your work!

69 posted on 09/19/2004 6:49:11 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)

To: Seadog Bytes

Thanks for the ping!

70 posted on 09/19/2004 7:20:31 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl

To: newsgatherer

71 posted on 09/19/2004 7:37:50 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

To: Seadog Bytes

haha! :^D
Well, this guy is about to go horizontal for a few hours.
See ya later, folks. :^)

72 posted on 09/19/2004 7:42:04 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

73 posted on 09/19/2004 7:50:19 PM PDT by potlatch (Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)

Thanks for the Clinton link, Happy!

74 posted on 09/19/2004 7:55:12 PM PDT by potlatch (Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)

To: Smartass; Registered; MeekOneGOP; potlatch; PhilDragoo; devolve; dennisw; Mia T; Grampa Dave; ...

A BULLSEYE if I ever saw one!

75 posted on 09/19/2004 7:58:30 PM PDT by Happy2BMe (47 days until November 2nd)

To: Seadog Bytes; Grampa Dave; Southack; Dog Gone; Jim Robinson; sauropod; Phil V.; eldoradude; ...

"I was startled one morning to learn in The Oregonian my Democratic Party listed as one of its campaign planks to do away with the private ownership of property in Oregon."

I hear that!!! The funny thing is that they've put it right out front and in our faces for years and yet... When you mention Agenda 21, Kyoto, or criticize CONservancies and Land Trusts and other militant socialistic tendancies in "polite company," they just turn a deaf ear and a blind eye.

Not only Democrats, but Republicans and even a surprising number of individuals describing themselves as CONSERVATIVES!!! Even a few REAGAN CONSERVATIVES!!! I just blows me away that even here on FreeRepublic.com that you start to get shunned as one of the "Keepers Of Odd Knowledge" if you mention the inexerable actions of these GANG-GREEN liberal leftist Democrats on this site!!!

When one gets upset that these goo goo's have even coopted our popular "Republican" Governor into putting 1/5^th of Cauleeforneeah into socialist bondage... they have nothing much to say about it! The silence is DEAFENING!!!

76 posted on 09/19/2004 9:41:14 PM PDT by SierraWasp (FreeRepublic.com = A horde of Buckheads! cBS = A handful of Buttheads!!! Truth over Deception!!!)

To: Seadog Bytes

When you get old and think your sweet... Take off your shoes, and smell your feet!!! Burma Shave

77 posted on 09/19/2004 9:43:03 PM PDT by SierraWasp (FreeRepublic.com = A horde of Buckheads! cBS = A handful of Buttheads!!! Truth over Deception!!!)

Sleep well. We need you back soon.

78 posted on 09/19/2004 9:44:48 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM* - The Liberal solution to all of society's problems. (*...Other Peoples' Money))

79 posted on 09/19/2004 9:45:56 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM* - The Liberal solution to all of society's problems. (*...Other Peoples' Money))

Well, hell. It's all Bush and the Republican's fault. EVERYONE knows that!

80 posted on 09/19/2004 9:46:14 PM PDT by Jim Robinson

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