If you have been living in the desert, Iraq, Iran, Saudia Arabia, etc., or if you've been hiking across Cochise County take a bath!
Wash your head first, then your butt. Do not put the same clothes back on.
Try some clean freshly washed ones for the first time in months and you'll be surprised that people downwind from you don't give you a dirty look and walk away anymore.
They may call the Border Patrol or the ICE office but they won't be offended because you stink.
1 posted on
09/13/2004 4:39:42 PM PDT by
B4Ranch
To: gubamyster; JackelopeBreeder; Happy2BMe; SandRat; Prime Choice; Bogolyubski
2 posted on
09/13/2004 4:42:14 PM PDT by
B4Ranch
(´´Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the people´s liberty´s teeth.)
To: B4Ranch
Can anybody say ewwwwwwwwwwwwww?
Ok, Let me get this straight: head first, than bottom? Oh, dang I have been doing it all wrong for years.
3 posted on
09/13/2004 4:43:12 PM PDT by
camboianchristmas
(Please feel free to blame my poor spelling on the public school system)
To: B4Ranch
4 posted on
09/13/2004 4:44:30 PM PDT by
Radix
(...it is easier for logical men to appear barbarous than for barbarous men to appear civilized.)
To: B4Ranch
Who cares how many types of lice there are! They are just nasty...period. I am so glad all my kids are finally out of grade school...they would bring that stuff home at least once or twice a year. I can believe this study though. They always brought home the head variety and it never went anywhere else.
5 posted on
09/13/2004 4:48:02 PM PDT by
codyjacksmom
(A hugh series Stuned beeber user since 08/04.)
To: B4Ranch
What? Filthy Rich folks have Lice??
Well thats One to SCRATCH my head over and think about.....hmmmm.....
8 posted on
09/13/2004 4:56:53 PM PDT by
austinmark
(*Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.*)
To: B4Ranch
Who wasted the money to study this?? If you got them get rid of them. yuck!
17 posted on
09/13/2004 5:12:45 PM PDT by
niobe527
To: B4Ranch
Wash your head first, then your butt. If you're Dan Rather, you can wash both at the same time.
18 posted on
09/13/2004 5:17:35 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(cong rec 27.3.86 jk speech doubleplusungood malreported cambodia rectify)
To: B4Ranch
Aren't we nit-picking here?
20 posted on
09/13/2004 5:21:38 PM PDT by
ElkGroveDan
(Santorum 2008)
To: B4Ranch
Maybe those Muslim women have the right idea with their chador-thingamabobs...
...especially if they ride the city busses in Redding, CA.
32 posted on
09/13/2004 9:27:10 PM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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