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Rush is about to talk about Rathergate
9-13-2004 | me

Posted on 09/13/2004 9:57:52 AM PDT by nyconse

Rush is about to talk about Rathergate. He just made a great suggestion...lets type up memos (using 70's style fonts etc) about Kerry and send them to CBS...Funny stuff. Here's mine;

12-24-2004

I am writing this memo while sitting in Cambodia with John Kerry...we are on a secret mission to kill the Col.(I will write Appolcalypse Now in the future, but never receive credit, ah a CIA man's lot in life). The Col. has gone over to the other side. We burned down several villages and killed a few babies just for fun. I had misgivings, but John said 'don't be a girlie-man. I told John he needs to testify about how we are war criminals blame it on President Nixon when he gets back-maybe call it Winter Soldier or something. I really admire Sen. er I mean Lt. Kerry. He has the greatest Purple Heart scam going I ever heard...wow purple hearts for band-aides. I am impressed. I gave John my lucky hat today...not that he needs it...he says he's going to be President someday. I'd sign this memo, but then I'd have to kill you...

A Lonely CIA man in Cambodia


TOPICS: Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cbs; cbsnews; harkin; killian; rather; rush
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1 posted on 09/13/2004 9:57:58 AM PDT by nyconse
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To: nyconse

"Note to self: do not forget to remind Count Algore to invent the Internet. It will surely come in handy when I run for higher office."


2 posted on 09/13/2004 9:59:43 AM PDT by Chummy ("I Rather Know when I See BS." RepublicanAttackSquad.biz: "A vote 4 Kerry is a vote for Osama")
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To: nyconse

For versimillitude, the colonel's name was Kurtz.


3 posted on 09/13/2004 10:00:11 AM PDT by Publius (Digital Minuteman)
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To: nyconse

Of Course the date should read 12-24-1968 (he, he) but that sort of makes it an obvious forgery just like Danny's memos.


4 posted on 09/13/2004 10:00:36 AM PDT by nyconse
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To: Publius

Thanks, I only saw part of that movie-never liked Martin Sheen. Rush is continuing to talk about Rathergate.


5 posted on 09/13/2004 10:01:36 AM PDT by nyconse
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To: nyconse
For you anti-Rush people, here is a website more suitable for you...

DUmmies

6 posted on 09/13/2004 10:02:28 AM PDT by lormand (I've got your "poll" right here.)
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To: lormand

Why post a link there?


7 posted on 09/13/2004 10:04:14 AM PDT by smith288 (Did you know John Kerry was a senator? What's his record, I wonder...)
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To: lormand

I love Rush...I think he is great. It's a terrific idea. Lets send CBS fake memos about Kerry. It would be too funny.


8 posted on 09/13/2004 10:04:15 AM PDT by nyconse
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To: nyconse

You have to photocopy it about a dozen times for CBS to fall for it.


9 posted on 09/13/2004 10:04:16 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: Always Right

I have a really awful portable circa late 80's copy machine. a few times through that and it will look like vintage 70's-just like the Rather memos (he,he).


10 posted on 09/13/2004 10:05:22 AM PDT by nyconse
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To: nyconse
John Kerry memo to self

Re: Wendy's visit. Reminder to self to familiarize self and Thereza with hamburger joint mannerisms and how to self serve so that "idiots" will think we really eat there.

JFK

P.S. Also do not forget Thurs. Botox appt.

11 posted on 09/13/2004 10:05:25 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (I'm a POP - Political Operative in Pajamas)
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To: nyconse
If we had a video of Kerry committing treason, CBS wouldn't show it or pursue it as news...come to think of it, there is such a video!
12 posted on 09/13/2004 10:07:55 AM PDT by NewLand (Stop watching ALL network TV if you want to STOP them.)
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To: nyconse

anyone else having troubles getting on line with his broadcast?

Doogle


13 posted on 09/13/2004 10:08:50 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF...8th AF...Wolf Pack...408MMS ....Ubon,Thailand in "69" Night Line Delivery.AMMO)
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To: nyconse

(((((Caution)))))We would have to do it in a way that would not allow CBS to point the finger at the vast right wing......


14 posted on 09/13/2004 10:09:05 AM PDT by smiley (Watch out Dems! I'm a William F. Buckley Conservative!!)
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To: Lijahsbubbe

Sh##, I forgot about the chili...#@#@#@#, Shrum get in here this is all your fault because nothing is ever my fault you a##h2323.

JFK


15 posted on 09/13/2004 10:09:14 AM PDT by nyconse
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To: Publius
For verisimilitude, the colonel's name was Kurtz.

You took the words right out of my mouth!

16 posted on 09/13/2004 10:09:56 AM PDT by RJL
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To: smiley

Of course...it must make it look like Shrum leaked the momos to us in order to trick us....in order to....my head is starting to ache..


17 posted on 09/13/2004 10:10:23 AM PDT by nyconse
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To: Doogle

Try WGST...it's working. Some servers are down. Rush just announced it. LOL


18 posted on 09/13/2004 10:11:23 AM PDT by nyconse
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To: nyconse

Rush is way behind the curve on this story.


19 posted on 09/13/2004 10:12:23 AM PDT by Cedric
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To: Cedric

I haven't heard anything new here either.


20 posted on 09/13/2004 10:12:55 AM PDT by nyconse
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