To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
I've been to classier shotgun weddings.
2 posted on
09/04/2004 4:10:10 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Gotta fight the scourge of technology...
*ugh*..
3 posted on
09/04/2004 4:10:33 PM PDT by
Darksheare
(John Kerry: The FRENCHURIAN Candidate!)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; ...
Guest: "GIMME BACK MY &*#$ING WEDDING GIFT!"
4 posted on
09/04/2004 4:11:26 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
can't feel sorry for the stupid woman who knew better that to
1. take the photos
2. not apologize profusely for insulting the other guests
3. not erasing them when asked
This is those peoples religious and personal beliefs that should be respected.
5 posted on
09/04/2004 4:12:03 PM PDT by
steplock
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
We are so blessed to have this religion of tolerance. Truly the salt of the earth, NOT!
7 posted on
09/04/2004 4:14:14 PM PDT by
realpatriot
(This tagline intentionally left blank, so quit reading it)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John; Tijeras_Slim
When the news reached the men’s section, a relative of the guest took a wooden stick and beat her up until she passed out. He grabbed the cell phone and smashed it. ... And then everyone resumed partying through the night!
8 posted on
09/04/2004 4:14:59 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Note to self: Don't bring camera to moose-slum wedding.
9 posted on
09/04/2004 4:15:12 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Senator Kerry is all rice, no shrapnel.)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Film at 11:00 on Al Jazeera.
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
If the bride tells you to dump the pictures, you dump the pictures.
In the South, the bridemaids would have whipped her ass without any male help.
So9
13 posted on
09/04/2004 4:20:55 PM PDT by
Servant of the 9
(Screwing the Inscrutable or is it Scruting the Inscrewable?)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
The Saudi peninsula should be annexed as the 51st state, and renamed Exxon.
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
...Was the bride a 7-year old girl/boy? ...Camel/Horse/Goat/Sheep?
15 posted on
09/04/2004 4:22:15 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Note the following: "men's section". Just in case anybody missed that.
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
26 posted on
09/04/2004 4:41:16 PM PDT by
aculeus
(Of course it's sarcasm.)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Never photograph an Islamic wedding unless you're in a gunship over the desert after midnight.
27 posted on
09/04/2004 4:44:20 PM PDT by
Eastbound
("Ne'er a Scrooge or a Patsy be.")
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