[harrycarey]

My mother-n-law is also shortening.

Her doctor recommended a calcium supplement.

But Bush seems a little young for this. Donchathink?

[johnny7]

My mother-in-law 'shortened' so much I could rest my beer on her head. She became worried and asked my advice. I went right out and bought her a carton of Camels.(non-filters)

[rabidralph]

I had my ovaries removed so my doctor recommended 1,000mg of calcium daily to ward off the shortening.

[dangus]

>>My mother-n-law is also shortening. <<
That's funny... Mamma's li'l baby loves short'nin', short'nin'!

[mass55th]

"My mother-n-law is also shortening. "

Mammy's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin';
Mammy's little baby loves shortnin' bread!