[Temple Owl]

Seared in his memory, like the grain of rice in his Clymer.

[Temple Owl]

ping

[Malesherbes]

"Like the grain of rice in his Clymer!" Wonderful!

[EagleUSA]

He is a real piece of work, is he not?? Sometimes I think that maybe being an extreme liberal would be fun...just think...all fantasy becomes reality. Wow, more fun than Disneyland.

[FesterUSMC]

Kerry is a RICEHOLE!

[sr4402]

Seared in his memory, like the grain of rice in his Clymer

1. President Nixon was not President Christmas of 1968.
2. Therefore Nixon could not have ordered the mission.
3. Kerry's diary says he was in Vietnam at Christmas, not Cambodia.
4. Vets say it was impossible to go there by boat.
5. Kerry had so little time (4 months) that he barely could be trained to handle his own boat and men by that time.
6. Kerry says it was seared into his conscious testifying to the U.S. Senate in 1971 and the Boston Globe.
7. Kerry fakes throwing his medals/ribbons at the White House.
8. Kerry now says it wasn't Christmas but on 4 other occasions.
9. Kerry now questioned about his first purple heart. His commander remembers Kerry launching a grenade and hit by his own shrapnel and requesting the purple heart.

10. Conclusion: Unfit for Command

[mountaineer]

John Kerry’s Cambodian Christmas
(To be sung to the tune of White Christmas
with the most sincere apologies to Irving Berlin)


Verse:
The war is raging
I'm on my boat
Ferrying CIA.
There's never been such a day
Here or on Cam Ranh Bay.
But it's December the 24th
We're fighting gooks from Vietnam north ...

Chorus:
I'm dreaming of a Cambodian Christmas
Although there'll be no snow or ice.
On a secret mission
With bullets whizzing
Ouch! My butt's shot full of rice.

I'm dreaming of a Cambodian Christmas
With every Charlie that I shoot.
Nixon's war is stealing my youth
Hope the girl I marry has some loot.

I'm dreaming of a Cambodian Christmas
Just like the one I never knew.
Wonder why my shipmates
Express such deep hate
For me, I really have no clue.

I'm dreaming of a Cambodian Christmas
I hope my gift's a Purple Heart.
War crimes in which I played a part
Will give my political career a start.

[Tribune7]

Check the obnoxious comments at the bottom. Freepers help this guy out.

[sonofatpatcher2]

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