Love Boat Veterans Attack Kerry's Love Record [Love Boat Veterans Against John Kerry]

Humor is Dead ^ | Aug 2004 | Gopher

[The Raven]

A new book has hit the stores today, causing a veritable partisan firestorm among the various political factions, especially among the Nick at Night constituency. A new group calling itself Love Boat Veterans Against John Kerry has begun an all-out attack, claiming that Kerry's Love Boat service, which only lasted 1 1/2 episodes, has been grossly
misrepresented by the Kerry campaign. Several crew members, along with Charo, a special guest on an episode in question, claim that Kerry did not find love aboard the ship at all. In fact, he was described as "surly", "boring", and as one anonymous source said "a loose cannon."

"Reporting for duty, my ass", says Gopher. "Kerry was a creep. The vacationers didn't like him, and he did not stick to his duties as a crew member. In fact, we made a stop once in Bermuda, and Kerry pulled out a Kalashnikov and started firing wildly on the locals. He's a disgrace!"

The Bush administration has failed to distance itself from the unconfirmed accusations. Many believe it is because Arnold Shwarzenegger, who once appeared on the show, was accused of molesting at least 6 female tourists and 3 female crew members during his guest appearance

[The Raven]

The video on Brit Hume tonight was even better.

[socal_parrot]

I always knew Julie McCoy was a Kerry girl.

[The Raven]

Too bad the video isn't on the web......

[beaversmom]

Yuck, John Kerry looks like a smiling cadaver in that picture.

[.cnI redruM]

That's Frikken' Hilarious BTTT

[Lijahsbubbe]

I remember that episode. Kerry played a gigolo who went after an heiress in order to marry into her millions....

[socal_parrot]

The chances of me remembering to watch at 9:58 tonight a pretty much nil.

[kingattax]

i saw the film on Special Report with Brit. When the guy

said "kerry pulled him out of the water by HIS AFRO", i

thought : oh man, here come all the "civil rights revs"

sharpton,jackson, et al.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

TRANSCRIPT: 8/26/04
Steve Gardner, Foregunner, PCF44:
http://swift2.he.net/~swift2/gardner2.mpg

"I spent more time on John Kerry's boat than any other crewmember.

John Kerry hasn't been honest - he has been deceitful.

John Kerry claims that he spent Christmas, in 1968, in Cambodia.

And that is catagorically a lie. Not in December. Not in January.

We were never in Cambodia on a secret mission. Ever."

Ramsey Clark to Join Panel for Saddam’s Defense

arabnews press release 25 August 2004

NOTE :
Ramsey Clark is pictured below with Kerry and
Vietnam phony vet Al Hubbard
Who was head of the
Vietnam Veterans Against the War movement.



NEW:
FReeper smith288 has an online version of
Kerry's "The New Soldier"
You can read it without downloading pdf files!
CLICK HERE

From Kerry's "The New Soldier":
Al Hubbard Sgt., 22 Troop Carrier Squadron Aug. ’65-June ’66

Emotions: Walking down the flight line at Saigon past stacks of aluminum cases containing American bodies and past stacks of aluminum luggage containing American currency. Seeing the tight, sad face of an Airman loading the bodies aboard a dirty Air Force Transport and the wide smiling face of a stewardess greeting the passengers aboard a clean Pan American Clipper Jet. Hearing a Vietnamese beg you to leave his country and an American colonel tells you to bomb his country. Hearing a Vietnamese invite you to live in his home, after the war and an American explain why you can’t live in his block, after the war. Flying over barren, brown, safe American held terrain and over lush, green unsafe enemy terrain. Feeling happy to be leaving a country in which you do not belong and sad to be returning to a country in which you are not allowed to belong. Sacrificing a portion of your consciousness so you won’t have to deal with being there and building mental blocks so you won’t have to deal with having been there.

- Al Hubbard, proven fraud who never set foot in Viet Nam. The only Vietnamese he ever met was when he was collaborating with the North Vietnamese in Paris
on the American Communist Party's nickel.
John Kerry's explanation: "He (Hubbard) simply exaggarated his particular position.
But nobody knew it at the time. And those things happen."

The New Soldier, (46 pages)
By John Kerry
and Vietnam Veterans
Against the War
PART I (pdf file)
PART II (pdf file)
PART III (pdf file)

Kerry hopes everyone
in the USA gets this book!

NEW:
“Without question,
we were held captive longer
because of the anti-war people,
the Kerrys, the Fondas and Haydens,
the names we knew over there -
they encouraged the enemy to hang on.”
Excerpt from “Stolen Honor” website
- Leo Thorsness
Former Vietnam POW
CLICK HERE



Copy and paste the links to everyone you know.

Send this url for the Steve Gardner video

http://swift2.he.net/~swift2/gardner2.mpg

Send this url for the online version

http://ejsmithweb.com/fr/newsoldier/

Send this url for the Stolen Honor website

http://www.stolenhonor.com/

Print this out (46 pages) and disribute it,
especially to the liberals you know.

http://nomayo.mu.nu/archives/New%20Soldier%20Inro.pdf

http://nomayo.mu.nu/archives/New%20Soldier.pdf

http://nomayo.mu.nu/archives/New%20Soldier%20Epilogue.pdf

[Socratic]

Now it comes out that the Hamster story was just part of the pack of lies too. He just took a small incident with Gopher and embelished it with lies, for which he is so famous, in order to advance his political career!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

It's the BEST laugh I've had in ages! LOL

[sockmonkey]

I loved that spot at the end of Hume's show...grabbed Isaac by his afro and dragged him to safety....or the part about the wealthy widow on board.

I was clapping at the conclusion, it was so funny.

[sonofatpatcher2]

[lysie]

Now that's funny....The video on Brit's show was hilarious,too.

[al baby]

I knew her back then she was just big coke wh oh nevermind

[sockmonkey]

Too bad the video isn't on the web..

The video was from the Jimmy Kimmel live show which does have a video link on it's site..Seeing as how vastly popular it was, maybe it's up on Kimmel's site.

[rwfromkansas]

Don't see it on there yet anyway

[PistolPaknMama]

The video on Brit Hume tonight was even better

I saw that! LOL!

[The Raven]

>>I was clapping at the conclusion, it was so funny.

I still have it on TiVo...maybe I can mpg it to my web page.

[sockmonkey]

I still have it on TiVo...maybe I can mpg it to my web page.

I would certainly watch it again. It was too funny. If you get a kazillion freepers trying to access your web page, it might crash your host's server.