KERRY SAYS HE MEETS LOTSA GLAD-HANDERS IN URINALS (better stay outta NJ Turnpike rest rooms)

8/25/04

[Liz]

John Kerry commented on his campaign to John Stewart, host of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show."

"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room, " Kerry said. "It's the most bizarre part of this entire thing."

Hey, John, a note of caution.

When you started your convention speech by saying you were "reporting for duty," the gay community may have got the wrong idea.

I'd be careful if I were you.

NJ Governor McGreevey just outed himself---says he's gay and proud of it, and he's dying for dates.

John, if you stop off at a New Jersey Turnpike rest room and a couple little short guys mumbling in Hebrew start (ahem) glad-handing you, it's probably Governor McGreevey and his pal Cipel, looking for a threesome.

Now that McGay's out and free as a jaybird, stay outta them New Jersey Turnpike rest rooms, John-boy.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I borrowed your flush picture.



FLUSH ME
Touch Me, the Doors

Kerry singing to Edwards

Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Now flush me hey.
Can't you see, the Johns are full today.
What was that promise that we made.
I can't remember what we said.
What was that promise that we made.

Now I'm gonna flip flop,
Because I don’t have a brain.
I'm gonna flip flop,
Till they vote the other guy,
Not you and I.

Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Now flush me hey.
Can't you see, the Johns are full today.
What was that promise that we made.
I can't remember what we said.
What was that promise that we made.

Now I'm gonna flip flop,
Because I don’t have a brain.
I'm gonna flip flop,
Till they vote the other guy,
Not you and I.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/25/2004

[NaughtiusMaximus]

ROTFLMAO!! You beat me to it.

But even AlGore ought to wash his hands.

[tioga]

Flush on.........

[finnigan2]

The guy was on a comedy show and the line was supposed to be funny! Gosh, can't you guys lighten up and join John in the locker room for a little of this bonding type humor? Geeez.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I didn't think you'd mind. I am really stuck on Doors tunes lately. I guess it's all the Viet Nam talk.

[olde north church]

Great, all this urinal talk, I've got to go "drain the lizard" brb!

[Pappy Smear]

I was at a urinal once taking care of business, and Tom "Dung Heap" Harkin walked in and took the urinal next to me. I immediately zipped up.

He said, "Shy bladder, huh?"

I said, "No, everytime you Democrats see something big, privately owned, and well functioning, you want to tax and regulate it. I didn't want to give you any ideas."

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hope everything comes out OK.

[olde north church]

Do you think he has someone to hold it for him? Maybe that's what he means when he says he's in touch with the common man? or someone's in touch with him.

[Liz]

Hey, John, a note of caution. When you started your convention speech by saying you were "reporting for duty," the gay community may have got the wrong idea.

Reg should be good for 1-2 photoshopped pics on this. LOL.

[Liz]

“Sounds good to me, Dr Frankenstein.”

[Liz]

Bonding?

Oh, I thought you said JFK was engaging in "bondage"........LOL.

[Chode]

maybe he'll quit fondling the Breckgirl in every photo op from now on

[Liz]

I am so tempted to post some of those photoshopped pics, LOL.

[Go_Raiders]

Well, after all he is the French-urine Candidate.

[Chode]

funny thing is, i don't know which are more damning... the ones that were shopped or the ones that weren't

[dirtboy]

"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room, " Kerry said.

Uh, John, all those gays see you on TV making googly-eyes at John Edwards and assume, well, you know...

[dirtboy]

"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room, " Kerry said.

Shaking hands in public restrooms, Lurch? Now I see why Teresa always grimaces when you try and kiss her. The germs!

[Darksheare]

Heh, heh, heh..
Now he's John "McGreevying" Kerry?

[johnny7]

Massachusetts rest stops along I-91 are mini-nudist camps for these gender-challenged trolls. These are not the kind that yearn to be married either.

In MA... the state police are told to leave them alone unless they create a ruckus.