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There was another FR thread in which freeper ApesforEvolution posted a VERY great joke!!

I'll try to come as close as I can to posting it here:

At a very large Catholic church in Boston,the Cardinal is approached by the Kerry campaign moments before the start of Sunday mass, with a "request".

The Kerry representative asks the Cardinal:"Sen.Kerry will be attending your service today, along with a substantial ammount of media people. If you could say from your pulpit durring your sermon that:"John Kerry is a Saint", we will
donate $100,000 to your church."

The Cardinal replies:"I will fulfill your request durring todays mass.", upon which the Kerry rep fulfills his "part"
of the "deal".

The large church is totally packed, with Kerry seated in the
front row pew, eagerly anticipating the Cardinals' "announcement", which will FINALLY put the Catholic "seal of approval" on his otherwise questionable
"faith".

The Cardinal starts his sermon.

"We have a special person in our house of worship today. I would like to welcome Mass Sen.John Kerry. In his 19 years in the Senate, he has voted for and supported "Roe vs. Wade", which ends the lifes of millions of unborn every year, which is completely against what the Church believes.

Sen Kerry also supports "partial birth abortion" which contradicts Church law.

Sen, Kerry has also has backed underage teenage birth control and abortion without parental consent, has STRONGLY come out in support of Gay marriage, which contradicts the teachings of the Church.

He has voted against our troops in Iraq, voted for almost
every tax increase that daily puts more of a strain on our hard working families.

After only 4 1/2 months of what was supposed to be at least a 12 month "tour of duty" in Viet Nam, Sen Kerry, along with Jane Fonda and a few others,has almost single handedly been
given the mantle of credit for creating the anti-war hatred and slandering of the US troops in VN, which resulted in the
treasonable act of supporting our enemy durring a time of war, and to this day, making every soldier who has ever put on a uniform for our great country, and especially those who served so faithfully in VN, feel like a criminal in their own country to this very day because of the lies he told in 1971 in front of a Senate committee, of the DAILY attrocities committed by our brave fighting service men and women.

......But compared to Sen. Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a Saint !!"