Posted on 08/19/2004 6:35:18 PM PDT by Atlas Sneezed
Christmas In Cambo’ja
The jungle’s green, fatigues are green
The scariest picture you've ever seen
Is Christmas in Cambo’ja
In four months he’ll be back home
It's nice, my friend, the truth to bend
Political means justify the end
His after-action false reports
And “swift”-ly he’s right back home
Our military’s honor
Is hurt by stories tall
And Liar John before he's gone
Will slander our vets and all
How grand it feels to click your heels
And leave the war to the low-class heels
These lies that he has told ‘ja
The likes you've never known
’bout Christmas in Cambo’ja
His lies sent him safely home
Great work!
BUMP for an outstanding job!
Wow! Just as Bing would sing it!
Auugh! I'm having flashbacks of a non-Bing version of the song that played incessantly one Christmas 16 years ago when I worked retail...
Worst song ever...
Must cut off ears...
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