KERRY OFFERS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FOR MEN

The DrudgeReport ^ | 8/16/2004 | The DrudgeReport

[carlo3b]

 
KERRY OFFERS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FOR MEN
Mon Aug 16 2004 20:01:49 ET

In the new GQ, the Democratic presidential nominee offers relationship advice for men:

On what to seek in a woman:

"Look for what gets your heart. Someone who excites you, turns you on. ... It's a woman who loves being a woman. Who wears her womanhood. Who knows how to flirt and have fun. Smart. Confident. ... And obviously sexy and saucy and challenging."

The WASH POST is set to preview GQ's: "A Beer With John Kerry."

Which hot actresses float his boat:

"I think Charlize Theron is pretty extraordinary," he gushes. He's also fond of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Marilyn Monroe.

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[carlo3b]

Sexual advice from;
JOHN yougottobeFriggincrazy KERRY

[Lockbar]

Lesson #1: Always find a rich widow.

[NDJeep]

I thought his advice would be: "proudly display and brag about your three purple hearts whether you earned them or not......."

[dubyas_vision]

Run like hell from any broad worth less than a billion.

[MJY1288]

ROFLMAO, This idiot just can't help himself...

"A GAFF A DAY WILL KEEP A PRESIDENT KERRY AWAY"

I sure hope he keeps this up :-)

[G.Mason]

Hey Mr. Kerry, do the name Alex Polier ring da bell?

[oceanview]

paragraph two of the article:

"but if you can't get that, a kooky aging billionaire widow will work"

[Diddle E. Squat]

Good, he's going goofy just like Gore did.

Perhaps we'll soon learn that he coinvented the internet while secretly working for the CIA(and thus can't talk about it, after bringing it up)...

[jwalburg]

Women can't resist snowboarding dilittantes in sunglasses, especially if they demonstrate their manhood by cursing at underlings.

[PilloryHillary]

What really turns Ketchup boy on is a woman wrapped in $1000 dollar bills.

[woofie]

Find someone named John....

[Loyalist]

"Look for what gets your heart. Someone who excites you, turns you on. ... It's a woman who loves being a woman. Who wears her womanhood. Who knows how to flirt and have fun. Smart. Confident. ... And obviously sexy and saucy and challenging."

Then dump her as soon as you find a rich and desperate broad. Learned that during my covert CIA mission in Cambodia.

[Sunshine55]

He's pretty darn fond of women who wear their drunken disorderliness out in public too, it seems!

[Diddle E. Squat]

He's also fond of Catherine Zeta-Jones

Maureen schadenfraude ping

[Jewels1091]

is this a joke??????????

[gopwinsin04]

She ain't no Teresa that's for sure!

[areafiftyone]

[Happygal]

No one works harder for their money than a man who has to marry for it! ;-)

[gramho12]

sexy and saucy and challenging

Tah-ray-zah: 2 out of 3 ain't bad, and I'm considering the saucy as being Heinz Ketchup.