If you're determined to commit a murder/suicide, please remember, the suicide comes first.
"If you're determined to commit a murder/suicide, please remember, the suicide comes first."
Once there was a memo about workplace shootings along the lines:
"it has come to the management's attention that some employees commit workplace shootings and then commit suicide. However, in some cases they either carelessly run out of ammunition before attempting a suicide or fail to commit suicide altogether through base cowardice. Therefore starting immediately the concerned employees are to start with committing suicide first. Violators of this policy will be subject to summary termination."