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Sandy Berger's Sock Stuffing (photos of stuffing his sox w/ docs)
Wonkette ^
| July 22, 2004
| Ana Marie Cox
Posted on 07/22/2004 12:31:06 PM PDT by Cableguy
Sandy Berger's Sock Stuffing: Examining the Single Braces Theory
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We love it when people put their money where their mouth is. Or their classified documents where their ankles are. Or their socks where their pants are. Or put their socks in their pants along with classified documents. In any case, hats off to blogger Myrick, who performed an experiment to test the GSS (Gigantic Sock Scenario) explanation of the Berger bruhaha. Sure, he may have taken sensitive government secrets out of the national archives, but could he have fit them in his socks? There is only one way to find out.
Armed with a pair of mid-length dress socks and a Brooks Brothers' sock suspenders I attempted walking about my house with various materials both with and without the braces.
His results will shock you!
TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: sandyberger
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Link to the blogger who tried this experiment:
http://myrick.blogspot.com/2004/07/berger-sock-experiment.html
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:31:07 PM PDT
by
Cableguy
To: Cableguy
I used the same method for shoplifting cartons of cigarettes when I was in college.
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:33:34 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Cableguy
There's no reason a federal crime can't also result in crafty gifts. Here's another a stuffed sock......
To: Cableguy
Sox with docs sounds like a Dr Suess title.
I will not stuff them in my pants.
i will not stuff them in with ants.
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:34:54 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(John kerry is unbalanced)
To: hispanarepublicana
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:35:54 PM PDT
by
GVnana
(Tagline? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
To: Cableguy
So the Bergler would have to come prepared. What's news about that? I wear an elastic ankle brace that I bought at wally world for $7 because of a sprained ankle. It will easily hold papers for a long long time. You can wear it under or over the sock.
Maybe he used a couple of large rubber bands. There are plenty of elastic bands that could be placed on the legs beforehand and used to store papers under the pants.
Maybe he wore an ankle holster. Good enough for guns, fine for papers.
Sheesh ... What happened to that imagination thinking of this morning?
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:42:55 PM PDT
by
snooker
To: Conspiracy Guy
"I used the same method for shoplifting cartons of cigarettes when I was in college."
I expect a liberal NOT to understand right from wrong, but I do expect a conservative to fully understand that stealing is wrong...........just a reaction to your statement.
To: PeterPrinciple
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:48:06 PM PDT
by
annyokie
(Now with 20% More Infidel!)
To: hispanarepublicana
There's no reason a federal crime can't also result in crafty gifts. Send that one to Martha Stewart.
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:48:15 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: cripplecreek
Would you, could you, in your hose?
Would you, could you, lie through your nose?
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:50:34 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Tiajunna customes stuned my beeber)
To: PeterPrinciple
He was a liberal then: He was in college.
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:51:10 PM PDT
by
The KG9 Kid
(Semper Fi)
To: cripplecreek
I will not stuff them near my tush
I will not give them to George Bush
To: cripplecreek
![](http://home.earthlink.net/~keatingt/DoxinSox.jpg)
Like so?
I did not stuff them in a box.
I did not stuff them in my socks.
I did not stuff them here or there.
I did not stuff them anywhere. /seuss
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:56:01 PM PDT
by
keat
(This post is a failure of, above all, imagination.)
To: cripplecreek; hispanarepublicana
![](http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/040721/brookins.gif)
You should not take them on the lam.
I do not like you, Sam-I-Cram.
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:57:03 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Tiajunna customes stuned my beeber)
To: keat
We're on a roll.
I did not stuff them in a hole
i did not eat them on a roll.
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posted on
07/22/2004 12:58:22 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(John kerry is unbalanced)
To: Cableguy
You folks making light of this really do not understand what is going on.
To: PeterPrinciple
Did you find any errors in his spelling?
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posted on
07/22/2004 1:01:31 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Intellectuals only exist if you think they do!)
To: Cableguy
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posted on
07/22/2004 1:02:19 PM PDT
by
New Perspective
(Proud father of a 7 month old son with Down Syndrome)
To: Cableguy
![](http://pages.sbcglobal.net/atomicpossum/segami/apossum2.gif)
Oh, heck, as a sneaky teen I used to smuggle all manner of 'literary' contraband this way....
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posted on
07/22/2004 1:05:17 PM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(I give up! Entropy, you win!)
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