[Paleo Conservative]

I'm opposed to same sex divorce.

[Loyalist]

And so the once-happy couple goes lickety-split.

[randog]

The real question is who gets the Salad Shooter^tm?

[nothingnew]

"The carpet is always munchier on the other side of the fence."

FMCDH(BITS)

[martin_fierro]

Irreconcilable similarities were cited.

[RansomOttawa]

TORONTO (CP) - Barely a year after an Ontario court gave its blessing to same-sex marriage, a lesbian couple is trying to untie the knot in what critics dismissed Wednesday as little more than a judicial stunt to test the limits of Canada's divorce laws.

No mockery of traditional institutions here. Nothing to see, move along, move along.

[kb2614]

The real winners in gay marriages,,,,divorce lawyers.

[Criminal Number 18F]

Geez, it would serve the lot of 'em right if they wound up with the right to marry, but not to divorce. They would definitely find that "gay" is not a synonym for "happy".

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F

[Army Air Corps]

Gee, the Gay Lobby always said that they could lick this...
I know, it was tacky but I just couldn't resist the temptation.

[TheCrusader]

"We certainly support same-sex marriages and logically what flows from that are divorces," he said"

Same-sex marriage is "certainly supported" and divorce is 'logical'. What am I missing here?

[weegee]

The didn't actually want to be married. They just wanted the right to marry.

[weegee]

Monty Python's Life Of Brian...

JUDITH: I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.

REG: Agreed. Francis?

FRANCIS: Yeah. I think Judith's point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man--

STAN: Or woman.

FRANCIS: Or woman... to rid himself--

STAN: Or herself.

FRANCIS: Or herself.

REG: Agreed.

FRANCIS: Thank you, brother.

STAN: Or sister.

FRANCIS: Or sister. Where was I?

REG: I think you'd finished.

FRANCIS: Oh. Right.

REG: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man--

STAN: Or woman.

REG: Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.

STAN: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.

FRANCIS: Why are you always on about women, Stan?

STAN: I want to be one.

REG: What?

STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

REG: What?!

LORETTA: It's my right as a man.

JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

LORETTA: I want to have babies.

REG: You want to have babies?!

LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

REG: But... you can't have babies.

LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.

REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

LORETTA: [crying]

JUDITH: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.

FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.

REG: What's the point?

FRANCIS: What?

REG: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!

FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

[Chewbacca]

Which one gets stuck paying alimony?