[Chad Fairbanks]

I worked with a smelly guy, Big, fat, sweaty, massive B.O... We tried verything subtle to get the point across, such as leaving anti-perspirant/deodorant in his cubicle when he was gone etc... Nothing worked, and he never got the hint. I always dreaded having him in my cubicle when we were working on stuff together... Finaly, I couldn't stand it any longer.

I just took to walking into his cubicle to say "Hi! How's it going?" whenever I needed to break wind...

[dagoofyfoot]

"Hi! How's it going?" whenever I needed to break wind


Just Damn!


As an outside sales person we can't afford to be anything but squeaky clean.


But it seems like there's a Mexican Resturaunt and on every corner.


When ever a customer ask me what I feel like eating before a meeting, I just tell 'em, "Anything that won't turn my @$$ into a wind tunnel!"

All them frijoles can be a real deal killer.