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Slim Fast selected Whoopi Goldberg as its spokesperson because of her commitment to losing weight, which we applaud.

On a related note, the A.H.A. has applauded Michael Moore for his commitment to rendering an accurate version of President Bush's first term in office.

Also, the National Association Of District Attorneys is giving Ron Kuby their "Lifetime Achievement Award", for his devotion to public safety.

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A.H.A. as in American Heart Association?