I'm your host, ROBIN LEACH! As we welcome you to yet another fabulous episode of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Wasted." Today's subject: The grotesquely affluent-and grotesquely obese-senior senator from Massachusetts, Edward Kennedy! Let's see if you we can find 'Teddy.' I think that he just may be hiding in one of his many luxurious wet-bars, which are plentiful on his fabulous armada of custom made yachts. All crafted with fine care and attention to detail by an army of underpaid, fabulously destitute Mexicans. Isn't it absolutely fabulous?(!)
Easy to find, Robin. You just yell, "Free drinks on my boat!"
SORRY, Scourge! That came out WAY bigger than I meant!
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