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DFU SONG: 500 Miles away from Home (SlimFast loses 200 pounds of ugly fat - Whoopi)
DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/14/2004 9:34:02 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - 500 MILES AWAY FROM HOME

Of herself she made an *ss...Whoopi shows she has no class...but the marketing department can't let it pass

Two hundred pounds...two hundred pounds...they quickly shed two hundred pounds
SlimFast shed two hundred pounds of some ugly fat

She thought she was so cute...leftist RATS thought it's a hoot...Toby Keith knows where he needs to put a big boot

Two hundred pounds...two hundred pounds...they quickly shed two hundred pounds
SlimFast shed two hundred pounds of some ugly fat

It is well understood...that they suck in Hollywood...while at war these traitors have been up to no good

Two hundred pounds...two hundred (pounds)...they quickly shed two hundred pounds
SlimFast shed two hundred pounds of some ugly fat

Two hundred pounds...two hundred (pounds)...they quickly shed two hundred pounds
SlimFast shed two hundred pounds of some ugly fat


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: disgusting; slimfast; uglybeeitch; vile; whoopicushion

1 posted on 07/14/2004 9:34:04 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Hildy
Whoopie's Gone...
Slim-Fast | July 14, 2004 | Hildy

Posted on 07/14/2004 5:20:35 PM PDT by Hildy

I did a search and didn't see anyone else post it. So here it is. Just received this from Slim-Fast:

Dear Hildy Linn ,

Thank you for contacting us recently about our use of Whoopi Goldberg, specifically regarding her remarks made at the recent fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall. The manner in which Ms. Goldberg chose to express her personal beliefs at this event do not reflect the views and values of Slim·Fast Foods Company.

Slim·Fast selected Whoopi Goldberg as its spokesperson because of her commitment to losing weight, which we applaud.

We are disappointed by the manner in which Ms. Goldberg chose to express herself and sincerely regret that her recent remarks offended you. Advertisements featuring Ms. Goldberg will no longer be on air.

We appreciate you sharing your views with us and we hope you will continue to use Slim·Fast as your partner in healthy weight management.

Sincerely,

Shelby Mahan
Rep

2 posted on 07/14/2004 9:38:19 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland

WHOOPI!!!!!!!!!!


3 posted on 07/14/2004 9:39:48 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: doug from upland

Yessireeee
There ain't nothin' funny about that whoop dog.
I just don't know what peole see in her . No acting talent, no comedic timing, just bad jokes that arent even funny.
I wonder if she realizes she just made enemies with at least 50% of the US population.
Micheal Moore and whoopie would make a cute couple !


4 posted on 07/14/2004 9:42:55 PM PDT by Freesofar (HEY sKERRY......it's the war on terror, stupid !)
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To: Freesofar

Can someone put up a graphic about what might result from the carnal knowledge of Whoopi and Moore?


5 posted on 07/14/2004 9:45:09 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
Come on Doug!

I have a cast iron stomach, and that picture (of moron and whoopie) would burn a hole in it!

6 posted on 07/14/2004 10:09:26 PM PDT by JDoutrider (In God We Trust...)
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To: JDoutrider

Well, the challenge is out. Let's see how grotesque it could be.


7 posted on 07/14/2004 10:17:25 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
Can someone put up a graphic about what might result from the carnal knowledge of Whoopi and Moore?

I can tell you the visual from that question would definitely be a great weight loss tool in itself. Major loss of appetite.

8 posted on 07/14/2004 10:22:47 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: Lijahsbubbe

I have, for many years, procalimed her the ugliest woman on earth! And, once again, she proves to be the ugliest personality on earth, in addition.


9 posted on 07/14/2004 11:59:40 PM PDT by broadsword (Liberalism is the societal AIDS virus that thwarts national defense.)
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