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Outhouse Explodes, Burns Smoker
Dominion Post ^ | 7/14/04

Posted on 07/14/2004 5:54:52 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar

Outhouse Explosion Burns Smoker The Dominion Post

A man was hospitalized for burns after he lit a cigarette in a portable outhouse and the outhouse exploded.

MECCA said that at about 9:40 a.m. Tuesday, Monongalia Emergency Medical Services responded to a burn call at the Clay-Battelle Community Health Center on the Mason-Dixon Highway in Blacksville.

The spokesperson said a man, whose identity is not being released, was inside a portable outhouse when the explosion occurred.

The methane gases inside the outhouse didn't "take too kindly" to the lit cigarette, the spokesperson said.

A Clay-Battelle Health Center spokeswoman said the man drove himself to the clinic.

Mon EMS workers said the man was not severely hurt but they could not comment specifically on his injuries or release his name due to privacy policies.

Mon EMS transported the man from the health center to Ruby Memorial Hospital.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: darkshearesfault; dideakerdothis; outhouse; pufflist; smoking
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1 posted on 07/14/2004 5:54:53 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: 11th Earl of Mar

doncha hate it when that happens?


2 posted on 07/14/2004 5:56:43 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: 11th Earl of Mar

Wonder if the outhouse had a crescent on it? ;)


3 posted on 07/14/2004 5:57:25 AM PDT by mewzilla
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
The methane gases inside the outhouse didn't "take too kindly" to the lit cigarette

LOL! I was thing Natural Gas had caused it.

4 posted on 07/14/2004 5:58:30 AM PDT by shiva
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
The methane gases inside the outhouse didn't "take too kindly" to the lit cigarette

LOL! I was thing Natural Gas had caused it.

5 posted on 07/14/2004 5:58:39 AM PDT by shiva
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To: 11th Earl of Mar

Fire in the hole!


6 posted on 07/14/2004 5:58:44 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: mewzilla

The outhouse must have been designed by Mayor Bloomberg as part of his zero-tolerance program in NYC.


7 posted on 07/14/2004 5:58:59 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: Wolfie
Fire in the hole!

Yeah, both holes. (ouch!)

8 posted on 07/14/2004 6:00:10 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: dd5339

Something smells here....
Never mind.

(OUCH!!)


9 posted on 07/14/2004 6:00:24 AM PDT by cavtrooper21 (I would have gone to work today, but the voices told me to stay home... and FREEP!!)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar

ROTF!!! Or maybe it was CAIR. LOL. You know how they feel about outhouses!


10 posted on 07/14/2004 6:01:15 AM PDT by mewzilla
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To: mewzilla
I wonder if he got his drivers license revoked when it was learned by the "health authorities" that he smoked.

After all that poor slob in PA let it be known that he drinks 6 beers in a day and the idiots revoked his license even though he had never gotten a ticket.

11 posted on 07/14/2004 6:01:21 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: cavtrooper21

How much methane was built up in there? Doesn't anyone know they are supposed to empty those things from time to time?

ewwwwww......


12 posted on 07/14/2004 6:02:35 AM PDT by Ueriah
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To: 11th Earl of Mar


In these days of global news, I hate it when it takes me visiting an advertiser of a website just to figure out what City/State/Country they are talking about.

After all, how many outhouses are still left in the USA? I imagine there's not all that many left.


13 posted on 07/14/2004 6:03:04 AM PDT by Malsua
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To: 11th Earl of Mar

Alert the "puff list". Those people need to be warned. ;9)


14 posted on 07/14/2004 6:03:56 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: 11th Earl of Mar; aculeus; dighton; Lijahsbubbe; DainBramage; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; ...
Mon EMS workers said the man was not severely hurt but they could not comment specifically on his injuries or release his name due to privacy policies.

Must have left a mark.

15 posted on 07/14/2004 6:03:58 AM PDT by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Malsua
After all, how many outhouses are still left in the USA? I imagine there's not all that many left.

As long as there are Kerry supporters, there'll be evidence deserving an outhouse.

16 posted on 07/14/2004 6:05:44 AM PDT by Cvengr (;^))
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Hmmm...

I thought we covered this?

17 posted on 07/14/2004 6:05:52 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Malsua

It was a 'portable' outhouse.

They are big business. (no sh#t)

Portable outhouses can be found at fairs, parades, construction sites, etc. Anywhere they might need a temporary toilet.


18 posted on 07/14/2004 6:06:01 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: Sunshine Sister

Well, don't get me started on smoking :) I've spent too much time visiting loved ones who smoke in hospitals and/or caring for them. That said, if someone wants to go to Heck in a handbasket, my attitude is feel free. As long as he/she doesn't expect me to subsidize their health care costs.


19 posted on 07/14/2004 6:07:00 AM PDT by mewzilla
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To: 11th Earl of Mar; mhking
Outhouse Explodes, Burns Smoker

Hold muh ass.

20 posted on 07/14/2004 6:07:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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