[mewzilla]

THAT Teresa Heinz Kerry surprised and worried some of the 1,000 guests at Friday morning's Women for Kerry breakfast when she looked out at the crowd and said, "We had better get you women some birth control, there are so many of you here!" Yikes.

The DNC Convention will be the party's Waterloo...

[Richard Kimball]

I used to think that, but there are only two times Democrats surprise me. One is when I think, "they can't sink any lower", and the other is when I think, "surely the American people aren't stupid enough to believe that." There are some watershed events that completely change your perception in life. When Al Gore got a huge bump in the polls out of swallowing Tipper's tongue during the last DNC convention, I started seriously worrying about the US. BTW, I teach college, and less than 2% of my students can tell you what the fourth amendment to the Constitution says. About 60% can tell you both numbers Michael Jordan wore (at least they could three years ago. Jordan's old news now).