Publishing deal rescues Capitol Hill sex diarist (WASHINGTONIENNE ALERT)

The Scotsman ^ | July 12, 2004 | JACQUI GODDARD

[Valentine_W]

"Senator Mike DeWine"

I would also like to how Cutler managed to get hired by DeWine's office. Granted, Lieberman is a more conservative Democrat, but there are always dozens of very broke, young conservative college graduates, with a solid history of conservative activism and scholarship, who are looking for entry-level jobs on the Hill. Many times, recent conservative college grads have to move out to Washington and then wait months before finding a job like Cutler's. The fact that she probably got hired over more qualified and sincere young people really annoys me to no end.

[MadIvan]

Unsurprising. Wonkette is apparently just a hack with a website.

Regards, Ivan

[KangarooJacqui]

Yes. Very silly. I mean, nobody enjoys a good...

(I'm going to stop right there, on the grounds that further comment may - erm - compromise myself...)

[KangarooJacqui]

what she's getting is quite enough as it is

It sounds like what she was getting on Capitol Hill, it's a wonder she can walk...

[cyborg]

Or sit down for that matter...that bum should be still going ouch!

[cyborg]

Hey don't feel bad. I read Washingtonienne's blog too. Seen her pic? She'll be needing plastic surgery soon if not a bacteria shot in the heine!

[KangarooJacqui]

entry-level staff

The humour writes itself...

[MadIvan]

It sounds like what she was getting on Capitol Hill, it's a wonder she can walk...

Sit, you mean. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Hey don't feel bad. I read Washingtonienne's blog too. Seen her pic? She'll be needing plastic surgery soon if not a bacteria shot in the heine!

I'm under the impression that antibiotics would cause her to dissolve.

Regards, Ivan

[cyborg]

mine too... hope the $$$$ was worth it. No respectable man would marry her.

[MadIvan]

mine too... hope the $$$$ was worth it. No respectable man would marry her.

Let alone touch her without astronaut gloves on. As you can see, I found her blog pretty repulsive.

Regards, Ivan

[cyborg]

I was unimpressed.

[MadIvan]

I was unimpressed.

This is what I found disturbing (apart from her being disgusting) - to work on Capitol Hill is to genuflect at the altar of representative government. I've briefly worked in the Commons as an aide, so I know something about this - it is a place where the great struggles of liberty, and the dreams of one's forebears come to fruition are lost.

And what does she do? She and her "mates" turn it into a swinger's bar. Where is the respect, the decorum, the propriety that one should bear in such a place? She is utterly filthy.

Regards, Ivan

[cyborg]

Well actually she just tapped into the seedy sex subculture that breeds in politics. Many of these vaunted politicians COULD CARE LESS!! Don't be so idealistic about what representative government means, the politicians who patronize these whores don't care.

[MadIvan]

Don't be so idealistic about what representative government means, the politicians who patronize these whores don't care.

My hero, President Reagan, was that much of an idealist - so it's to his example that I cling. Those politicians you describe can go to hell.

Regards, Ivan

[cyborg]

Ronald Reagan was perhaps the last president who really really respected and understood his job. Dubya does too but Dutch was special.

[Jimmy Valentine]

It is right about here that I will invoke the ghost of Chandra Levy.

Capitol Hill interns are little school fish that get devoured by the larger predators that swim in the waters of that place.

I would never let a child of mine be an intern up there.

Regards,

[1rudeboy]

I think you meant to say could not care less.

[TheBigB]

Does Paris Hilton have a relative working in DC?

Oh, and in case I forgot to mention it, after a multi-state move and a new (and better) job...

TheBigB is back, baybeee!

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[The Scourge of Yazid]

I think her name is Nancy Pelosi.

Cue guy with photo-shopped "Nancy Pelosi as dominatrix" pic.