[Citizen Soldier]

if only we did have OBL in hiding!

[sinanju]

if only we did have OBL in hiding!

I can hear it even now...

"Osama in the Freezer" by Weird Al Yankovic

[pepsionice]

Actually, I've been hiding Ossama for the last twelve months in my garage apartment. He claimed he was just a Ossama impersonator, and was doing gigs in Hollywood for a while, but needed to get away from the hustle and bustle of LA. He has Larry from down the street go out and buy him beverages...drinks a case of Bud each day. He eats mostly pizza and cheeze curls. He says his buddy George has a gig for him in early November...supposed to be a big payoff deal. We hooked him up to cable the other day and he watches Bonanza most of the time now. He uses my phone to call someone called "Mullah Bob" every Tuesday....always talking something about "when is the money coming".

[patriciamary]

I wish !