Good line......Ha!!
Not So Fast, John Kerry; Survey Says President Bush Has Best Hair
http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=109&STORY=/www/story/07-08-2004/0002207030&EDATE=
It remains to be seen whether Kerry can embrace Edwards' theme of "two Americas"
Two Americas...one with hair, one without.
Cheney's brain is so powerful it melted his hair.
John John '04
Hair America
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Don't guess they like metrosexuals too much in Okhlahoma.
Maybe Bush should tap Don King for his veep candidate - that would certainly put the hair question to rest.
It would be pretty funny if Cheney came out at a stump speech somewhere with a wig on to spoof the other side.
He can then open his speech with a line like, "just checking if you prefer style over substance" and then remove the wig.
Yup the dems have the John-John ticket, or is that the John Doe / John Doe ticket? Or just the dodo ticket?