[Mulder]

You don't need a permit to carry a cell phone for 9-1-1.

You misdialed.

The correct number to dial is 1-9-1-1

[teeman8r]

for those who cannot recognize sarcasm... the number on cell phones is still 9-1-1... not 1-9-1-1...

the 1-9-1-1 refers to the 1911 model handgun, the number to recall if you want instant access to life saving techniques...

plus in this case, instant divorce, instant ownership of coffee plant in puerto rico and instant availability for the democratic professor she's been probably seeing on the sly...


teeman