Al, that thing you see down in the mud is not the good name of the USA. It's your name Al, and you have put it there.
Yep...down there you'll find Al Gore, Al Sharpton, al-Qaeda, al-Zarqawi, al-Jazeera, Al Franken...but not the patriotic, family-loving Owl_Eagle!!!
Wadda bout thru a Bhuddist(sp) Temple? LOL!!!!