[Old Professer]

I only posted that because somebody was complaining about the repeated use here of the "almost" word, my new computer came with a new keyboard, and I am not a typist; this thing is convex while the old one was concave, I'm having a terrible time unless I turn on the 480watt overhead light.

[neutrino]

May I suggest a software solution? I picked up Dragon Naturally Speaking 7.3 and it's a marvelous tool. It is very effective at converting spoken words into word processed text.

It's also possible to create commands that convert a few words into an extensive block of text. One of my favorite commands is "oh go away". I'll not bore you with the output that results.