[Mark in the Old South]

Re: " and fewer than 5 per cent of them will ever want to visit us."

Ommm. excuse me sir could you move me from the 5% who want to visit column to the 95+% who do not wish to visit such pompous asinine blowhards column. There is a fowl stench sitting here.

[doberville]

May I assume, by your 'fowl stench', that your parrot
just f***ed?