Doug from Upland has been reported to the Secret Service!

phone conversations with the USSS | 6-15-04 | dfu

[doug from upland]

Randi has been reported. I suspect that they paid her a visit.

[doug from upland]

Come on, wouldn't you pay more than $20 to visit them on Alcatraz? I would gladly pay $1000.

[skeeter]

There was never really anything to worry about, DFU - according to grand jury testimony still on file with the FBI Clinton is most assuredly not hung.

[stands2reason]

Seriesly? Do tell...

[kjam22]

:) Probably ....

[Spok]

Obviously the Secret Service recognizes the distinction between being 'hung' and being 'hanged'. (humor)

[G.Mason]

"Doug, keep swingin' that cluebat -- the moonbats may figure it out......one day....[g]"

Ahem ... Now I know where you are hanging out when you're not here!

'S okay, I won't tell. ;)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Doug,

I'm starting to see a pattern here. Are you trying to be more hated on DU than me? You are doing a great job, much more serious than my Dem bashing poems.

I nominate you as the FR's candidate for most hated FReeper at DU.

I need a second can we get a second?

CG

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks for the tip. Doug deserves the title.

[Aeronaut]

I quit 13 years ago. I'll match my totally clean heart scan against yours. :) Actually, my dad died far too young from a heart attack as did his dad. I have been determined that I will break that trend. It is right for me, and I will not lecture to others. It would be nice, however, if we could be more humane to animals. God's creatures deserve that.

I didn't intend to be preachy either, thus the smiley. Because I bike a lot, I'll see your heart scan. (Insert another smiley here) Humane to animals is a good thing. I don't hunt, but I am a carnivore.

[Quilla]

To this day, it boggles my mind how the Senate, Congress and Justice Department overlooked such a blatant bribe that significantly put out country in danger.

I can unboggle that mind in two words, Jim:

GORE LICK

[TheBattman]

I wonder if any of the SS agents didn't know about FR before your contact, but now will take a look every now and then.

[doug from upland]

Are you hated there? I used to check in with them every week but decided it really was a waste of time. I didn't need to see what they were up to. We know. It never changes. FReeper friends who can stand the stench go there and sometimes give me a heads up.

If you want the title, you may have it. In fact, I nominate you.

[Budge]

I figured out how DFU got away with it.

He secretly carries a democrat voter registeration in his wallet!

[Labyrinthos]

A nitwit leftist who heard the talk show thought that was some kind of threat actually told the Secret Service that there was a plot to blow up the White House.

And when Clinton heard the word "blow," he was certain that either Monica was back in town for an encore performance or Roger had scored some really good stuff.

[vetvetdoug]

I was wondering now that we have armadillos here in Mississippi. I wanted to know the correct protocol for honoring a dead armadillo. But a Mexican Beer? Would Dos Equis or Bohemian be acceptable being that they too are beer much like Pearl and Lone Star were?

[soozla]

You are a true patriot and a great American!!!!

[doug from upland]

re: heat scan and biking

You may win the heart scan battle. Biking at about 18-20 mph is the best exercise one can do. My son is into competitive biking and he is in incredible shape with a resting heart rate we would all welcome.

[stands2reason]

Shiner Bock.

[Liberatio]

Oh, ok. I didn't hear any follow up to it.