Lets stay focused on the only REAL problem!
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(We can also spend some time on the merits of sharp pointy metallic objects purposely worn to deter poking, pinching, groping, fondling, slicing and dicing of said padded fleshy protusions which also tend to inhibit cuddling, hugging, smooching and friction, but are really really good to wear to a high flying sword fight. Aphrodite's approach to fashion does have my full attention.)
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