Politically Correct College Classes

The Southern Spectator Weekly ^ | 6/3/04

[drtrck]

SOME ADDITIONS TO THE COURSE CATALOG

CJ 421 Victimology II - This course will examine the offender as a victim of society instead of as a criminal. Special emphasis will be on court bias and police brutality.

ED 400 Teaching Young Republicans - This course will look at the difficulty teachers face as they attempt to teach Young Republicans with speacial emphasis on the students' narrow mindedness and hatred.

BIOL 223 Functional Anatomy II (Sexual Anatomy) - This course will examine the reproductive system and explore how lesbianism is not only normal, but is the best method of birth control to date.

ART 108 Understanding White Art - This course will examine the arts of white culture and expose the racist and sexist themes that are prevalent. Special attention will be given to the art of the American South, with emphasis on barn painting, Rock City paintings, and Civil War art.

COM 499.5 Allowable Communication In Speech And Thought - This course will examine politically correct speech and thought patterns. Special emphasis will be given to conversing with homosexuals, with the student being taught to refer to those of that preference as normal.

PSY 490 Counseling Anglo-Saxons - This course will examine the theories and methods of counseling Euro-Americans and the traumas they face as they realize they are the exploiters and terrorizers of the entire world.

[talleyman]

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