[johniegrad]

Duluth, Duluth???? I'm from Duluth. Watch yourself dufekin.

[dufekin]

Fear not: during the entire time that al-Gore is in Duluth, he will be in an insane asylum under lock and key, prohibited from leaving and infecting the general population, and forbidden from communicating with the public at large by armed guards. We're just being nice, giving him a "not guilty by reason of insanity" for the crime of treason, which otherwise would warrant death.

(begin sarcasm)
By the way, al-Gore tried to become a monkey at the Duluth zoo, but he was rejected because he lacked sufficient intelligence and had a tendency to give aid and comfort to the enemy.