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NEW LIST REVEALED ON FREE REPUBLIC!! ENEMAS LIST!!
DFU | 5-13-04 | dfu

Posted on 05/13/2004 10:02:21 PM PDT by doug from upland

Ladies and gentlemen, I know that the FBI, CIA, NSA, NIC, CIC, NSC, CTC, CSE, and DEA are monitoring this site and are waiting for their marching orders.

I will not disappoint them. DFU proudly names his new and improved "ENEMAS LIST." These are the enemas of America. They prove everyday by their words and deeds that they belong on this list.

Ted Kennedy -- bloated drunken lifeguard

Hillary Clinton -- witch (yes, the "w" is a typo)

Michael Moore -- human blob; maker of fiction

Al Franken -- host of the top-rated radio show in history of the world

Fintan Dunne -- looney tune, conspiracy freak, and oxygen waster

Nancy Pelosi -- frequent subject of "Extreme Makeovers"

John Kerry -- snowboard-falling, bicycle-falling, flip-flopping, 1971 Kansas City meeting-attending gigolo


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: enemaslist; hillary; kennedy
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1 posted on 05/13/2004 10:02:21 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

Adding Ted Rall to the enemies list BUMP.


2 posted on 05/13/2004 10:04:49 PM PDT by bootyist-monk (<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
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To: bootyist-monk

How could I have forgotten Rall. He is a super enema.


3 posted on 05/13/2004 10:05:45 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland

Gorelick???


4 posted on 05/13/2004 10:07:39 PM PDT by FlashBack (USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA..USA...USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: doug from upland

Hmmm. Enemas and clymers. What a combination.


5 posted on 05/13/2004 10:07:45 PM PDT by Publius
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To: doug from upland

Almost forgot:

Conyers and McDermott....starring in: The Road To Bahgdad.


6 posted on 05/13/2004 10:09:16 PM PDT by FlashBack (USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA...USA..USA...USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: doug from upland
Bill Clinton, he never saw a naked pyramid he didn't jump into.

With panties over his head.

7 posted on 05/13/2004 10:09:23 PM PDT by Licensed-To-Carry (Ally Akbar can kiss my ass, you pagan islam stupid bastard orks.)
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To: doug from upland
""the FBI, CIA, NSA, NIC, CIC, NSC, CTC, CSE, and DEA are monitoring this site

Well bufu me with a light stick! Do you think they saw that post the other nite where I was called a "sucker mom"? I'll never get back into the EOB now.

8 posted on 05/13/2004 10:10:52 PM PDT by bayourod (Was Kerry one of the 17 Congressmen to whom Lawson sent torture pictures in March?)
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To: Publius
Hmmm. Enemas and clymers. What a combination.

ROTFL!

9 posted on 05/13/2004 10:11:38 PM PDT by ladyinred (Torture is what happened to Nick Berg!)
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To: doug from upland

I understand the trades people reffer to him as a gusher


10 posted on 05/13/2004 10:12:37 PM PDT by Not now, Not ever! (john F'n kerry reminds me of a horse, I'm just not sure which end.)
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To: doug from upland

Let's not forget to add

Dan Blather, the best friend Hitler could ever have had to spread his socialist propaganda!

Add to him SEE BS, that cesspool of anti American sludge that tries to pass itself off as a objective news source!

Ted Gobel, opps, Kopel and his Leftline, I mean Nightline who never met a anarchist he didn't like, and a never misses a chance to spread the enemies propaganda for them!


11 posted on 05/13/2004 10:18:08 PM PDT by ladyinred (Torture is what happened to Nick Berg!)
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To: doug from upland

Barbra Streisand. Face resembling the result of an enema.


12 posted on 05/13/2004 10:22:01 PM PDT by TheBigB ("My glasses! I can't see a thing without my glasses!" ~ Velma Dinkly)
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To: Not now, Not ever!

Pardon my naivete, and I will probably be sorry I asked --- what is a gusher?


13 posted on 05/13/2004 10:24:59 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
Ladies and gentlemen, I know that the FBI, CIA, NSA, NIC, CIC, NSC, CTC, CSE, and DEA are monitoring this site and are waiting for their marching orders.

What about the CPA, DNC, KGB, MI5, 007, DIA, Mossad, RNC, Interpol, and IRS?

And what about Al Qaida, Al Sadr, Fallujah civic leaders, and the Iraqi police?

And, surely, Big Brother.

14 posted on 05/13/2004 10:25:27 PM PDT by EternalHope (Boycott everything French forever. Including their vassal nations.)
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To: doug from upland
Has anyone else seen that crap at American Politics Journal? I know we can't post from them, but they're actually running a headline called "Did Freepers Kill Nick Berg?"

There's got to be a special place in hell for these opportunistic @ssholes, right next to those DJs from Portland.

15 posted on 05/13/2004 10:39:19 PM PDT by TheLurkerX ("When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..." Hunter S. Thompson)
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To: TheLurkerX

the main reason I mention it, is that it's been linked to from a conspiracy story on metafilter.com.


16 posted on 05/13/2004 10:40:05 PM PDT by TheLurkerX ("When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..." Hunter S. Thompson)
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To: doug from upland
david hackworth: ex-soldier, media whore

pat buchanan: anti-war activist and full time defeatist

17 posted on 05/13/2004 10:41:46 PM PDT by CWOJackson
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To: TheLurkerX
We've been talking about it for two days -- CLICK.
18 posted on 05/13/2004 10:43:23 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: TheLurkerX
Has anyone else seen that crap at American Politics Journal?

That is the funniest thing I have heard all day!

LOL! it has been posted and ripped on at least a dozen threads.

19 posted on 05/13/2004 10:44:29 PM PDT by Cold Heat (Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs)
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To: doug from upland; All

Doug How about Bob Woodward

Do you have him on your list

OR Catcher mitt Mike Wallace


20 posted on 05/13/2004 10:47:48 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("Not everybody , in it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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