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Harass the Republicans? Yes (LIBERALS POSE as GOP Volunteers)
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| 5/10/04
| DAVID A. LYNN
Posted on 05/10/2004 6:47:59 AM PDT by M 91 u2 K
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To: hchutch
And when such teenage-level pranks fail to keep Bush from winning re-election, what will they do then? Who knows ... they are in a complete melt down that anything is possible
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posted on
05/10/2004 7:11:01 AM PDT
by
Mo1
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To: Grampa Dave
If there is a suspect profile that fits the Moby's, I'm still trying to flesh it out.
I get bashed all the time, Gramps, just like you.
To: M 91 u2 K
"Dishonest? Absolutely." ...but also desirable. It's called "taqija", and it means that it is perfectly acceptable to lie, cheat, rob, enslave, or do anything else to non-believers--i.e. to infidels! It's right there in the Democrat handbook.
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posted on
05/10/2004 7:12:31 AM PDT
by
Savage Beast
(My parents, grandparents, and greatgrandparents were all Democrats. My children are Republicans.)
To: M 91 u2 K
They complain the war was planned, they complain the war is not planned. Which way do they want it?
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posted on
05/10/2004 8:04:17 AM PDT
by
aardvark1
(You can't have everything...where would you put it? --Steven Wright)
To: M 91 u2 K
duplicate post
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posted on
05/10/2004 8:07:07 AM PDT
by
mondoman
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: M 91 u2 K
Brings to mind the sicko four years ago who infiltrated the Bauer campaign:
Attack of the slobber slinger
© 2000 WorldNetDaily.com
A cough is something that you yourself can't help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.
--Ogden Nash
The great thing about politics today is that you don't need to address issues, propose policy, or refute charges from your opponents. All you need is drool.
In a move that gives all new meaning to "licking your enemy," Salon.com sex columnist Dan Savage -- posing as a volunteer for Republican presidential hopeless Gary Bauer -- actually plotted to give the undersized former Reagan domestic policy advisor the flu.
After hearing Bauer on MSNBC say, "Our society will be destroyed if we say it's OK for a man to marry a man or a woman to marry a woman," the openly homosexual Savage decided to live up to his name. Sick with the flu, Savage hatched a little "germination" political strategy: "Naked, feverish and higher than a kite on codeine aspirin, I called the Bauer campaign and volunteered. My plan? Get close enough to Bauer to give him the flu, which, if I am successful, will lay him flat just before the New Hampshire primary."
With a plot as tight as an Agatha Christie novel, Savage had the details worked to a Typhoid Mary "T."
"I would go to Bauer's campaign office and cough on everything -- phones and pens, staplers and staffers," he wrote in his Salon column. "I even hatched a plan to infect the candidate himself. I would keep the pen in my mouth until Bauer dropped by his offices to rally the troops, and when he did, I would approach him and ask for his autograph, handing him the pen from my flu-virus incubating mouth."
Somehow I don't recall germ juggling a tactic recommended in Saul D. Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals," but, as Salon has said in the past, "ugly times call for ugly tactics."
Danny the Drooler certainly got ugly. With no one around to observe the proceedings and his sinuses "running like an open tap," sick-as-a-dog Savage went from doorknob to doorknob slobbering like a rabid St. Bernard, leaving a trail of saliva intended to "get as many of (Bauer's) people sick as I could, and hopefully one of them would infect the candidate."
What a sweetie.
"My plan was a little malicious," Savage admitted, "even a little mean-spirited -- but those same words describe the tactics used by Bauer and the rest of the religious right against gays and lesbians," which of course justifies the whole stunt, right? Man calls you a name, you give him your bug. Makes sense ... in a third-grader sort of way.
In the end, however, maybe Savage will graduate to the big time -- or at least serve some.
Wanting to participate in the caucus vote itself, Savage was handed a form to fill out: "You must be a citizen of the United States," it said.
"Check," he wrote.
"At least 17 and a half years old," it said.
"Check," he wrote.
"Never been convicted of a felony," it said.
"Be patient," I write.
According to a spokesman for Iowa's attorney general's office, Savage's saliva stunt leaves the germ warrior open to felony assault charges.
This might actually be the entire point. Not to itch my John Birchist-Illuminati-Trilateralist-NWO side but I think I might know the real reason behind the slobber strategy. According to Matt Drudge, "For the last three months, Salon.com' s operating expenses were $9,817,000 with revenue of only $3,016,000. The website spent $5,641,000 on promotion. ..." In other words, Salon's got a spending problem worse than the federal government.
Looking at the incident in this light, perhaps gay-guerilla tactics are just a clever ruse -- a lavender herring, so to speak. Maybe Salon was just looking to cut its promotion budget and thought all that free-trial publicity would be a way to do it. I bet O.J. got more TV coverage sitting beside Johnny Cochran not fitting into blood-stained gloves than when he was busy hustling the pigskin on the 100-yard green.
Meanwhile, after making a lame attempt to support the guy, Salon would be justified in firing the yutz -- another brilliant budgeting move. One more bum off the payroll, after all, is money in the bank.
Wanting to research more on this angle, I yanked my phone off the hook and started dialing like a 900-number junkie. Much to my dismay, however, out of the corner of my eye, I spied the Rod Dreher's New York Post column on the mouth job -- specifically the spot where he said that Savage couldn't be reached for comment.
"He's lost somewhere in the Midwest," according to his Seattle office -- which probably means back on the campaign trail, incognito, busily trying to infect Alan Keyes with tuberculosis. More power to him, I say. I only hope the next doorknobs he licks on the campaign trail are of the outside, frozen variety. Then everyone can laugh at the spittle soldier with his tongue stuck on the latch.
Joel Miller is senior editor of WND Books and author of the forthcoming book, "Bad Trip: How the War Against Drugs is Destroying America." His own company, Oakdown, recently published "Drinking With Calvin and Luther! A History of Alcohol in the Church."
To: M 91 u2 K
This happens on both sides. Whoopde-doo.
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posted on
05/10/2004 8:17:13 AM PDT
by
Redpower
(Come the rapture, we'll have the earth to ourselves!)
To: Publius6961
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posted on
05/10/2004 8:30:10 AM PDT
by
NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
(Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
To: hchutch
And when such teenage-level pranks fail to keep Bush from winning re-election, what will they do then? That is the scary part.
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posted on
05/10/2004 8:30:20 AM PDT
by
11Bush
To: M 91 u2 K
Joseph Stalin once said: "It's not who votes, but who counts the votes",
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posted on
05/10/2004 8:42:51 AM PDT
by
hosepipe
(Course)
To: M 91 u2 K
Dishonest? Absolutely. Please consider, howeverThat pretty much sums up the moral character of the leftist horde.
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posted on
05/10/2004 8:45:39 AM PDT
by
BSunday
(Liberty lost is never regained - John Adams)
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To: hchutch
And when such teenage-level pranks fail to keep Bush from winning re-election, what will they do then?Buy some ammonium nitrate, steal some dynamite, buy some racing fuel, rent a Ryder truck, and park it outside a Federal building.
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posted on
05/10/2004 9:05:36 AM PDT
by
Poohbah
("Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" -- Maj. Vic Deakins, USAF)
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