Official Freeper "apology" thread: Let's tell 'em what we're "sorry" for

AP Rumsfeld Apology Story ^ | 5/7/04

[Wolfstar]

Aides: Rumsfeld to Apologize to Congress"
By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent

WASHINGTON - Amid calls for his resignation, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld drafted an apology Friday for not keeping Congress informed about abuses of Iraqi prisoners in U.S. custody, defense officials said.
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FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:

I'm sorry we ever had a president who's version of the truth was to say, "It depends on what the meaning of the word IS, is."

As a Californian, I sorry for this pathetic bunch of Dems in my state's congressional delegation: Baca; Becerra; Berman; Boxer; Capps; Cardoza; Davis; Dooley; Eshoo; Farr; Feinstein; Filner; Harman; Honda; Lantos; Lee; Lofgren; Matsui; Millender-McDonald; Miller, George; Napolitano; Pelosi; Roybal-Allard; Sanchez, Linda; Sanchez, Loretta; Schiff; Sherman; Solis; Stark; Tauscher; Thompson; Waters; Watson; Waxman; Woolsey.

I'm so sorry people like Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda and any other members of the Hollyweird limousine-liberal crowd breath air.

I'm deeply sorry that the voters of Massachusettes keep sending Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy to the U.S. Senate.

[Wolfstar]

I'm sorry we just didn't nuke Mecca on 9/12/01 and be done with it. After all, the people we're trying to free and hand the opportunity of a lifetime to, to build prosperous, modern countries hate us more than ever.

[Wolfstar]

Ping — Please spread the word. Let's show them how FReepers "apologize." I'm going to print out the thread after it runs its course, and mail it to the While House, the chairmen and ranking members of the House and Senate Armed Services Committees, and various media outlets.

[zlala]

I'm sorry so much of the world is jealous of the good 'ol US of A...but what can ya do about it :-)

[The G Man]

I'm sorry the libs and the cons aren't seperated geographically. Otherwise I'd throw up a wall so quick ...

[Redcoat LI]

I'm sorry that DemocRATS Suck

[cripplecreek]

As Americans, we aren't really arrogant, we're just a whole lot better than they are.

[Corin Stormhands]

I'm sorry Ronald Reagan was only joking when he said "the bombing will begin in 5 minutes."

[Marylander]

I am sorry the Democrats didn't put up Lieberman. At least I would be able to discuss the election without ranting and raving.

[KarlInOhio]

I'm sorry that the Union allowed West Virginia to separate from Virginia during the Civil War, thus allowing Klansman Byrd a seat in the Senate now.

[537cant be wrong]

im sorry we dont let generals fight the wars.
im sorry we havent turned israel loose ( as if they really need our O.K.)
and im truely sorry that kerry/kennedy are still breathing air that belongs to true americans.

[Recovering_Democrat]

I am sorry for spending years voting liberals into elective office. I promise to never do it again.

[thoughtomator]

I think an apology is due for the billions we spend each year to support Arab tyrannies.

[BlueLancer]

"...More than anything else,
I'm sorry for myself ..."

[Wolfstar]

I'm sorry that the Union allowed West Virginia to separate from Virginia during the Civil War...

On that note, I'm sorry the 16th and 17th Amendments were ever passed and ratified.

[Petronski]

I'm sorry everyone keeps calling this the President's apology. It's not an apology, it's an expression of regret.

[BibChr]

I'm sorry anyone has been cement-headed enough to vote for a Democrat since 1992.

Dan

[Right Wing Professor]

I'm sorry the voters of Massacusetts who repeatedly sent Kerry to the Senate haven't moved to France, thereby raising the average IQ of both countries.

[Wolfstar]

I promise to never do it again.

See that you keep that promise! [wink]

[zlala]

As Americans, we aren't really arrogant, we're just a whole lot better than they are.

LOL

Kinda like the bumper sticker...Jesus loves you...but I'm his favorite

[AQGeiger]

I am sorry that liberals suffer from moral ambivalence and have no sense of right or wrong, thus leading them to justify every act of evil committed.