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Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him
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Posted on 04/22/2004 12:50:46 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales.

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Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip.

Officers found a man's mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters.

"We saw the flesh and the tamales, and our first impression was that he was making tamales with the flesh of the deceased, although it has yet to be confirmed," Lorena Cortes, a spokeswoman for Michoacan state prosecutors, said.

But she also told Reuters by telephone that Machuca, 56, may just have been trying to dispose of the body. Police say he stabbed the man through the heart in a fight after they had drunk together.

Tamales are made of packets of maize dough with a savory or sweet filling, typically wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. They often contain pork or chicken.


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1 posted on 04/22/2004 12:50:47 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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2 posted on 04/22/2004 12:51:18 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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I read about this in this morning's paper. I think I'll be making my own tamales from now on. Even if he denies it, it still made me sick to read.
3 posted on 04/22/2004 12:52:04 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Today's special at the company cafeteria was burritos .

Thanks.

4 posted on 04/22/2004 12:52:49 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Wonder if he was serving Chianti?
5 posted on 04/22/2004 12:53:04 PM PDT by TheLion
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Here today, gone tamale.
6 posted on 04/22/2004 12:53:12 PM PDT by Quilla
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To: TheLion
with fava beans?
7 posted on 04/22/2004 12:53:26 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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Jeepers creepers! Choose your friends wisely....
8 posted on 04/22/2004 12:53:38 PM PDT by Reb Raider
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To: HungarianGypsy
Here today, gone tamale.
9 posted on 04/22/2004 12:53:38 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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"They often contain taste like pork or chicken."
10 posted on 04/22/2004 12:53:48 PM PDT by Fifth Business
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He must've mistook the weather forecast for a dinner menu....

Chili today, hot tamale.

11 posted on 04/22/2004 12:54:07 PM PDT by b4its2late (I don't have a solution; but I do admire the problem.)
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Tamales are made of packets of maize dough with a savory or sweet filling, typically wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. They often contain pork or chicken.

Note: it says "often". Not "always".

So this guy may not have been violating any Tamale Rules after all.

12 posted on 04/22/2004 12:54:35 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Is Fallujah gone yet?)
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mmmmm, long pig.
13 posted on 04/22/2004 12:54:42 PM PDT by Monty22
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Long Pig. The other white meat.
14 posted on 04/22/2004 12:56:03 PM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
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"Here today, gone tamale."

You ought to get an award.....lol
15 posted on 04/22/2004 12:57:06 PM PDT by TheLion
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Shades of "Human Meat Pies: The Untold Story (1992)".

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggh!

16 posted on 04/22/2004 12:57:27 PM PDT by balrog666 (A public service post.)
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And Hannity thought WE eat our own...
17 posted on 04/22/2004 12:58:09 PM PDT by No Blue States
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But she also told Reuters by telephone that Machuca, 56, may just have been trying to dispose of the body.

Yeah, that's why he used herbs in the mix. Glad we decided on Italian and not Mexican for tomorrow night's dinner out.

18 posted on 04/22/2004 12:59:31 PM PDT by TXBubba (aka TXBubbette)
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Tamales a la Dahmer
19 posted on 04/22/2004 1:00:21 PM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
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To: No Blue States
Hope that Chairman of the Iron Chefs doesn't see this for a "Suprise Ingredient".
20 posted on 04/22/2004 1:00:41 PM PDT by Semper Paratus
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