To: I_saw_the_light
Don't know about mooses, but in Texas when a cow dies on the ranch we save the skull to prove the deduction to the IRS. Whenever anyone gets audited, all the ranchers in the area lend him their skulls.
7 posted on
04/20/2004 5:27:43 PM PDT by
bayourod
(To 9/11 Commission: Unless you know where those WMDs are, don't bet my life that they don't exist.)
To: bayourod
"Friends, Romans, countrymen......"
12 posted on
04/20/2004 5:37:34 PM PDT by
ironmaidenPR2717
("I find tv very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go read a book."(G. Marx))
To: bayourod
Don't know about mooses, but in Texas when a cow dies on the ranch we save the skull to prove the deduction to the IRS. Whenever anyone gets audited, all the ranchers in the area lend him their skulls. That reminds me of a story Bill Jordan told about the old Border Patrol. A patrolman once met a noted badman and pistolero on a bridge over the Rio Grande, with fatal results to the badman. The patrolman told investigators that the bad guy drew a nickel-plated revolver on him and fired first - unfortunately no nickel-plated revolver was found on the scene. The authorities wound up dragging the river, and found no fewer than three nickel plated revolvers, each with one shot fired . . .
29 posted on
04/20/2004 5:49:24 PM PDT by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of Venery (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: bayourod
LOL No we don't.
40 posted on
04/20/2004 6:02:24 PM PDT by
Ditter
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