Homeowners Told To Remove Moose Carcasses

AP ^ | 4/20/04 | unknown

[Revolting cat!]

Plural of "choose":

[Chuckster]

[hoot2]

"Friends, Romans, countrymen......"

[wingster]

One that I saw up close while fishing in Canada, that waded out into the lake I was fishing in... looked really, really big. Like a D-9 Cat, only not yellow.

LOL...obviously no plow either, eh!

[hoot2]

"This is the same concept... Just need to break it up a little and the birds will cart it off... "

"the exploding whale" is hilarious....
now you see why "people" should "dispose" of animals, not the government...

[wingster]

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse

with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given

her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and

star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo

Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of

Horst Nordfink".

We apologise for the fault in the

subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those

responsible for sacking the people who have just been

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Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

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Suggestive poses for the

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[ibbryn]

My moose trivia: the moose kills more people in North America than any other mammal.

Course, the dead ones won't hurt you much.

[Ramius]

LOL...obviously no plow either, eh!

Ah no yaderhey... it had a wide rack that would've made a fine plow-- or front loader-- would he have decided to use it as such.

Fortunately for us, Moose are only slightly more stupid and slow as domestic cattle (unless rutting, and then this whole comment goes out the window). He was more than happy to graze off the bottom of the lake and we were more than happy to row away and fish outside of charging distance.

[Oztrich Boy]

My moose trivia: the moose kills more people in North America than any other mammal.

Really? I woulda sworn that was one list where we apes would be #1.

[gusopol3]

put a bag of lime on it and it will be gone in a couple days, down to the bleached bones (plus the hair that blows away). Ancient Greeks used lye in the sarcophagi (literally, "flesh eater").

[glorgau]

The guy should blow it up in place - just like the famous exploding whale.

[ibbryn]

You are correct. I was (unsuccessfully) trying to seperate moose from wild critters like bears and pumas, reptiles and spiders.

Mans killes the most men.

[headsonpikes]

I can't believe this thread slowed down!

30+ years ago, I lived on a remote homestead near the CNR North Line in the Rockies. After my first winter there, I was walking along the tracks and noticed small heaps of hair and willow twigs every few hundred yards.

I was informed by the crews that these were the remnants of moose struck by trains in winter, when moose often travel along the tracks to avoid deep snow.

No bones, no hooves, nothing but hair and stomach contents - I was amazed.

[spatzie]

"A Møøse once bit my sister..."

Let's not get too cheesy...

[Oberon]

No biggie. Half a cord of wood, quart of kerosene, and a match = one cremated moose carcass.

Assuming it died far enough away from the buildings, of course.