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DNC Convention Program/Humor
email. | 4/15/04 | Unknown

Posted on 04/15/2004 9:58:06 AM PDT by Attillathehon

OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

- (Original author unknown)


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: convention; program
Just received this email. I don't know where it originated, but it's funny/sad, depending on your perspective.
1 posted on 04/15/2004 9:58:10 AM PDT by Attillathehon
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To: Attillathehon
...I don't know where it originated...

I think I saw this on both Ted Nugent's and George Carlin's websites...

2 posted on 04/15/2004 10:08:06 AM PDT by martin gibson
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To: martin gibson
Really funny!
3 posted on 04/15/2004 10:20:57 AM PDT by BillyCrockett
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To: Attillathehon
If I didn't know better, I'd say this was the real thing.
4 posted on 04/15/2004 10:23:39 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (So you're a feminist - isn't that cute!)
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To: Attillathehon
What? No spitting at Boy Scouts???
5 posted on 04/15/2004 10:50:16 AM PDT by lizma
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To: Attillathehon
ROFLOL!
6 posted on 04/15/2004 11:02:49 AM PDT by Killborn (I'd rather have Big Bizniz than Big Guvmint.)
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To: Attillathehon; PhilDragoo; Ragtime Cowgirl; Cindy; SusanTK; AdmSmith; Valin; Luis Gonzalez; ...





7 posted on 08/01/2004 8:52:17 PM PDT by Smartass ( BUSH & CHENEY IN 2004 - Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió.)
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To: Smartass

Thanks for the chuckle!


8 posted on 08/01/2004 8:54:42 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Smartass

I could imagine him doing that teleprompter thing!


9 posted on 08/01/2004 8:54:59 PM PDT by potlatch (Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)
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To: potlatch
I can't stand to hear his blather anymore.
10 posted on 08/01/2004 9:24:27 PM PDT by Smartass ( BUSH & CHENEY IN 2004 - Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió.)
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To: Smartass

Well, I think someone took him to Gifworks and put #1 in the delay box, LOL. At least he was more animated than usual.


11 posted on 08/01/2004 9:29:03 PM PDT by potlatch (Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)
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To: Attillathehon
The closing 'music' presented by the Black Eyed Peas on Wednesday night was titled: 

Let's Get it Started! (NBA remix) Lyrics

the original title was:

Let's Get Retarded Lyrics

Chris Wallace also mentioned it on Fox News Sunday.

12 posted on 08/01/2004 9:41:01 PM PDT by windchime (Podesta about Bush: "He's got four years to try to undo all the stuff we've done." (TIME-1/22/01))
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To: Smartass
LOL!

13 posted on 08/02/2004 3:23:50 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Smartass; potlatch
I can't stand to hear his blather anymore.

Rush Limbaugh has him down PERFECT !!


14 posted on 08/02/2004 3:25:43 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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