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Real vampire slaying a messy job
Pioneer Press ^ | April 4, 2004 | BY MATTHEW SCHOFIELD

Posted on 04/04/2004 11:40:44 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe

Romania wants to end the rural custom of re-killing the dead.

BY MATTHEW SCHOFIELD

Knight Ridder Foreign Service

MAROTINU DE SUS, Romania

Before Toma Petre's relatives pulled his body from the grave, ripped out his heart, burned it to ashes, mixed it with water and drank it, he hadn't been in the news much.

That's often the way here with vampires. Quiet lives, active deaths.

Villagers here aren't up in arms about the undead — they're pretty common — but they are outraged that the police are involved in a simple vampire slaying. After all, vampire slaying is an accepted, though hidden, bit of national heritage, even if illegal.

"What did we do?" pleaded Flora Marinescu, Petre's sister and the wife of the man accused of re-killing him. "If they're right, he was already dead. If we're right, we killed a vampire and saved three lives. … Is that so wrong?"

Yes, according to the Romanian State Police. Its view, expressed by Constantin Ghindeano, the chief agent for the region, is that vampires aren't real, and dead bodies in graves aren't to be dug out and killed again, even by relatives.

He doesn't really have much more to say on this case, other than noting that Petre had been removed from his grave, his heart had been cut out and it was presumed to have been consumed by his relatives. Ghindeano added that police were expanding the investigation, which began in mid-January, to include the after-deaths of others in area.

"The investigation is ongoing, and we expect to file charges later," he said, referring to possible charges of disturbing the peace of the dead, which could carry a three-year jail term. "We are determining whether this was an isolated case or whether there is a pattern in the village."

Romania has been filled with news of the vampire-slaying investigation, and villagers admit there's a pattern, but they argue that that's the reason these matters shouldn't make it to court. There's too much of it going on, and too few complain about the practice.

On a recent afternoon, the village's single store, which also serves as its lone bar, was filled with men drinking as they explained vampire facts to a stranger. Most had at least one vampire in their family histories, and many were related to vampire victims. Most had learned to kill a vampire while still children.

Theirs is not a Hollywood tale, and they laugh at Hollywood conventions: that vampires can be warded off by crosses or cloves of garlic or that they can't be seen in mirrors. Utter nonsense. Vampires were once Catholics, were they not? And if a vampire can be seen, the mirror can see him. And why would you wear garlic around your neck? Are you adding taste?

No, vampires are humans who have died, commonly babies before baptism or people unfortunate enough to have black cats jump over their coffins. Vampires occur everywhere, but in busy cities no one notices, the men said.

Vampires are obvious when dug up because while they will have been laid to rest on their backs, arms folded neatly across their chests, they will be found on their sides or even their stomachs. They will not have decomposed. Beards will have continued to grow. Their arms will be at their sides, as if they are clawing out of their coffins. And they will have blood — sometimes dried, sometimes fresh — around their mouths.

But the biggest tip-off that a vampire is near is his or her family, for vampires always prey on their families. If family members fall ill after a death, odds are a vampire is draining their blood at night, looking for company.

"That's the problem with vampires," said Doru Morinescu, a 30-year-old shepherd who, like many in the village, has a family connection to the current case. "They'd be all right if you could set them after your enemies. But they only kill loved ones. I can understand why, but they have to be stopped."

Ion Balasa, 64, explained that there are two ways to stop a vampire, but only one after he or she has risen to feed.

"Before the burial, you can insert a long sewing needle, just into the bellybutton," he said. "That will stop them from becoming a vampire."

But once they've become vampires, all that's left is to dig them up, use a curved haying sickle to remove the heart, burn the heart to ashes on an iron plate, then have the ill relatives drink the ashes mixed with water.

"The heart of a vampire, while you burn it, will squeak like a mouse and try to escape," Balasa said. "It's best to take a wooden stake and pin it to the pan, so it won't get away."

Which is exactly what happened with Petre, according to Gheorghe Marinescu, a cheery, aging vampire slayer who was Petre's brother-in-law.

Marinescu's story goes like this: After Petre died, Marinescu's son, daughter-in-law and granddaughter fell ill. Marinescu knew the cause was his dead brother-in-law. So he had to go out to the cemetery.

Marinescu said he found Petre on his side, his mouth bloody. His heart squeaked and jumped as it was burned. When it was mixed with water and taken to those who were sick, it worked.

His wife, Petre's sister, interrupted his story with a broom, swinging it at him and a stranger. She was worried he would incur the wrath of the police, who would jail him.

But then his son Costel called what happened next a miracle. After weeks in bed, Costel got up to walk. His head wasn't pounding. His chest wasn't aching. His stomach felt fine.

"We were all saved," he said. "We had been saved from a vampire."

But how could he be sure his illness came from a vampire?

"What other explanation is possible?" he asked.


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Sadly hilarious.
1 posted on 04/04/2004 11:40:45 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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2 posted on 04/04/2004 11:41:55 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Freepers post from sun to sun, but a fundraiser bot's work is never done.)
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To: Lijahsbubbe
I think I'd like to visit Rumania...
3 posted on 04/04/2004 11:42:51 AM PDT by MegaSilver
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To: Lijahsbubbe
"They'd be all right if you could set them after your enemies. But they only kill loved ones. I can understand why, but they have to be stopped."

Freakin' NIMBYs.

4 posted on 04/04/2004 11:45:23 AM PDT by wingnutx (Are you a monthly donor? Why not?)
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To: MegaSilver
I'd be a little leery of those squeaky hearts trying to escape.....
5 posted on 04/04/2004 11:45:42 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.)
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To: Thinkin' Gal
They laugh at garlic and crosses!
6 posted on 04/04/2004 11:46:46 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.)
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To: Lijahsbubbe
Petre had been removed from his grave, his heart had been cut out and it was presumed to have been consumed by his relatives.

And I had always thought that vampires consumed the flesh of the living. Who knew it was the other way around?

7 posted on 04/04/2004 11:48:24 AM PDT by NovemberCharlie
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To: Lijahsbubbe
More "enlightened Europe" stories. You're right, sadly hilarious.
8 posted on 04/04/2004 11:50:31 AM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (© • ™ • ®)
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To: Lijahsbubbe
"What other explanation is possible?" he asked.

You can't argue with logic like that.

9 posted on 04/04/2004 11:52:30 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: 7.62 x 51mm
pulled his body from the grave, ripped out his heart, burned it to ashes, mixed it with water and drank it

I seem to recall you getting worse on FR just the other day! :)

10 posted on 04/04/2004 11:52:54 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Dollar a Day FReeper and PROUD OF IT!)
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To: 7.62 x 51mm
the village's single store, which also serves as its lone bar, was filled with men drinking as they explained vampire facts to a stranger. Most had at least one vampire in their family histories, and many were related to vampire victims. Most had learned to kill a vampire while still children.

Imagine getting dropped into this location. Like being in a bad B-horror movie.

11 posted on 04/04/2004 11:57:35 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I really got reamed, steamed and drycleaned, this week, didn't I? Thanks for sticking up for me, TJ. The swelling's just about gone down. LOL! (:^o)
12 posted on 04/04/2004 11:57:47 AM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (© • ™ • ®)
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To: Lijahsbubbe
His wife, Petre's sister, interrupted his story with a broom, swinging it at him and a stranger.

This is funny.

13 posted on 04/04/2004 11:59:45 AM PDT by sharktrager (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage)
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To: BipolarBob
You can't argue with logic like that.

Quite possibly is related to Baghdad Bob.

14 posted on 04/04/2004 12:02:03 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.)
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To: 7.62 x 51mm
I did my share of thumping early on in that thread. Glad you stayed.
15 posted on 04/04/2004 12:04:07 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Dollar a Day FReeper and PROUD OF IT!)
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To: Lijahsbubbe
Scary stuff, L. I remember being scared sh!tless by several vampire movies - Night of The Living Dead, Dracula etc - back in the 50s, as a kid when my older cousin and I went to see them at the theaters. I slept with the covers pulled-up around my neck, to prevent vampire bites. Still do out of habit! (;^{0)

I'd want to being living in a huge garlic field, and have several braids of garlic hanging from my neck. My Ar-10 or Kimber .45 just wouldn't cut it, I'm afraid.
16 posted on 04/04/2004 12:11:55 PM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (© • ™ • ®)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I remember. Thanks; me too.
17 posted on 04/04/2004 12:12:59 PM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (© • ™ • ®)
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To: Lijahsbubbe
Folklore is dangerous. Vampires don't need a heart. What works best is to cut off the head and place it facedown in the coffin. When the vampire reconstitutes, the head will be on backwards and he won't be able to navigate and will just wander off.
18 posted on 04/04/2004 12:14:45 PM PDT by RightWhale (Theorems link concepts; proofs establish links)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
BTW, here's the lefty's email I was responding to. I didn't have it at work, but should have posted it, instead of sounding like a troll or disruptor.



"John-

Someone randomly sent me a link for this site aind I thought I'd share it with you.

http://www.bushflash.com/thanks.html

It's kind of hokey, yes, but it makes a point. I just wondered what you're thoughts on it were.

(and, for the love of god, can we have a civil conversation this time? There hasn't been any name calling on my end...)

Anna"
19 posted on 04/04/2004 12:22:17 PM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (© • ™ • ®)
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To: BipolarBob
LOL~ Funny tagline..
20 posted on 04/04/2004 12:26:19 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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